just realised tis is my 1st bus/mrt series for the year!
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Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way to work
tis is not an observation but a personal encounter... was making the train transfer. as usual ppl trolled the door, making it a mission [nearly] impossible for ppl to get out. i managed to squeeze in... experience has taught me if i miss tis train, i'll have 75% chances of being late. just when i thot i must be the last to squeeze in tat train, i was "cushioned" in... by a very fat man with a huge tummy!!! excuse me, i'm not tat fond of santa claus, esp at MY age.... -_-"
great, now i'm sardined between bodies w/o anything to hold onto [tho with the "cushioning" i din seems to need to]... and being slight castrophobic is making me nausea.... i wonder wat will happen if i puke onto the angmoh's suit right in frnt of me...
wat's most horrifying is when i relate the story to WL and she commented, scarli he had an erection and u also dunnoe cos of his huge tummy... *faintz*
horror factor: 5/5
.02
Importance of height
esp when being sardined in a train at peak hours... in the same encounter as above, there's a petite lady standing right next to the angmoh... he was holding onto the handrail and her face was just inches away from his armpit -_-" i could see her trying to shift away but there's simply no way for her to turn her body... if i'm her height i'll prob be staring into his armpit too... thank goodness i'm not TAT short and thank goodness for 3" stilettos!!!
horror factor: 4/5 [if u r the petite lady!]
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Thursday, March 22, 2007
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Observations: In Bus/Mrt 6.0
some PDAs i've seen and i dun mean the hand comp...
.01
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way from work
a young guy [abt 16] was walking with his little sis [or so i thot] on the travelator... when suddenly he hug her from behind and kiss her on the cheek!!! nope i'm not TAT conservative but the gal looks like she's wat? 12??!!
shock factor: 4/5
.02
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way from work [actually same trip]
it was a sardine can in the train. suddenly i noticed this couple [teenagers] was hugging so tight... blame the crowd? nope... cos they have their face [or rather mouth] on each other neck forever [or so it seems]... until they come up for air... okie they ain't vampires... *phew*
then the guy put his hands into the gal's sleeves and hug her from within her sch uniform! *blink in unbelief* okie tat's a creative way of hugging...
shock factor: 3.5/5
.03
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way to somewhere [can't rem]
it wasn't crowded, the couple was standing by the door... i was abt to doze off when i notice some strange movement.... oooh the gal is grinding her lower antamony against the guy... i think its call dry humping?! *roll eyes* it was almost X-rated if not of the clothes...
shock factor: 4.5/5
.01
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way from work
a young guy [abt 16] was walking with his little sis [or so i thot] on the travelator... when suddenly he hug her from behind and kiss her on the cheek!!! nope i'm not TAT conservative but the gal looks like she's wat? 12??!!
shock factor: 4/5
.02
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way from work [actually same trip]
it was a sardine can in the train. suddenly i noticed this couple [teenagers] was hugging so tight... blame the crowd? nope... cos they have their face [or rather mouth] on each other neck forever [or so it seems]... until they come up for air... okie they ain't vampires... *phew*
then the guy put his hands into the gal's sleeves and hug her from within her sch uniform! *blink in unbelief* okie tat's a creative way of hugging...
shock factor: 3.5/5
.03
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way to somewhere [can't rem]
it wasn't crowded, the couple was standing by the door... i was abt to doze off when i notice some strange movement.... oooh the gal is grinding her lower antamony against the guy... i think its call dry humping?! *roll eyes* it was almost X-rated if not of the clothes...
shock factor: 4.5/5
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Observations: In the Bus/Mrt 5.0
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Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way to work
it's nice to see couples who are loving... taking a stroll, arm in arm; whispering sweet nothings to each other. but please... DON'T do tat during peak hours on the escalators!!!! *roll eyes* there are mortals who need to get to work...
.02
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the home from work [wat else?]
remember the NEL was down, erm... last wk? or was it the wk before? anw.... i thot i won't be affected. I'm heading up not down to harborfront [which was down frm dhoby ghaut]. yet, the platform was CROWDED... and the train takes forever to arrive. the screen din show how many minutes cos it keep showing tat the NEL is down... duh!! as if the irritating every 2 mintues announcement is not enuff.
i understand on highway, if one direction is jammed cos of accident, the other direction will also be slow traffic... cos all the kpo drivers slow down to get "inspiration" for 4D. does this applies to mrt as well??!!
just curious... does every train has a 4-digit number too? hahahahaa...
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way to work
it's nice to see couples who are loving... taking a stroll, arm in arm; whispering sweet nothings to each other. but please... DON'T do tat during peak hours on the escalators!!!! *roll eyes* there are mortals who need to get to work...
.02
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the home from work [wat else?]
remember the NEL was down, erm... last wk? or was it the wk before? anw.... i thot i won't be affected. I'm heading up not down to harborfront [which was down frm dhoby ghaut]. yet, the platform was CROWDED... and the train takes forever to arrive. the screen din show how many minutes cos it keep showing tat the NEL is down... duh!! as if the irritating every 2 mintues announcement is not enuff.
i understand on highway, if one direction is jammed cos of accident, the other direction will also be slow traffic... cos all the kpo drivers slow down to get "inspiration" for 4D. does this applies to mrt as well??!!
just curious... does every train has a 4-digit number too? hahahahaa...
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Observations: In the Bus/Mrt 4.0
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Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way home from work
it's peak hours, the train is packed. it's just amazing how ppl can be so "asleep" only w/in 3metres of someone more in need of a seat than u? i was standing beside this aunty in her late 30s, carrying a toddler. who in my opinion need NOT be carried. he is at least 4yrs old and still sucking a pacifier?? *roll eyes*
anw one of the uncle woke up and saw her.. immediately stood up and offered her his seat... yet the aunty din take it! her other elder son [prob 5 or 6] went to take the seat and she told him in hokkien, "don't seat lah! very hot one!!" how "polite"!! the uncle who gave up his seat for u is just standing NEXT to you! and even me with my hokkien limited i understood wat you said!!
which is worse? ppl who pretend to sleep instead of giving up their seats to those who needs it more? or those who ain't appreciative at all? *shake head*
.02
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the home from work [again]
i was transferring from NSL to NEL.... on one of the connecting escalator, i walked down briskly as usual. then i realised the gal on my left was walking just as fast... not wanting to be walking "parallel" and block the way for ppl behind, i walk abit faster... and she walked even faster! it almost seems like a race.... ridiculous! but once off the escalator, i walked off leaving her behind me... nope i din run.... i just happened to have longer legs than she! *evil chuckles*
.03
Mode of Transport: Mrt [still...]
Time of Travel: On the way home from work [again??!!]
this aunty was in front of me at the fare gate, and she stood there staring at it for a good 3 sec [count 1 thousand, 2 thousand, 3 thousand] and "bong"!!! even with my mp3 on, i could hear that! the display said "tap card" not play "snap card"! the reader ain't TAT insensitive tat we have to snap our ezlink card on it....
wat can i say? amazing ppl i see on our public transport... hehehee.....
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way home from work
it's peak hours, the train is packed. it's just amazing how ppl can be so "asleep" only w/in 3metres of someone more in need of a seat than u? i was standing beside this aunty in her late 30s, carrying a toddler. who in my opinion need NOT be carried. he is at least 4yrs old and still sucking a pacifier?? *roll eyes*
anw one of the uncle woke up and saw her.. immediately stood up and offered her his seat... yet the aunty din take it! her other elder son [prob 5 or 6] went to take the seat and she told him in hokkien, "don't seat lah! very hot one!!" how "polite"!! the uncle who gave up his seat for u is just standing NEXT to you! and even me with my hokkien limited i understood wat you said!!
which is worse? ppl who pretend to sleep instead of giving up their seats to those who needs it more? or those who ain't appreciative at all? *shake head*
.02
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the home from work [again]
i was transferring from NSL to NEL.... on one of the connecting escalator, i walked down briskly as usual. then i realised the gal on my left was walking just as fast... not wanting to be walking "parallel" and block the way for ppl behind, i walk abit faster... and she walked even faster! it almost seems like a race.... ridiculous! but once off the escalator, i walked off leaving her behind me... nope i din run.... i just happened to have longer legs than she! *evil chuckles*
.03
Mode of Transport: Mrt [still...]
Time of Travel: On the way home from work [again??!!]
this aunty was in front of me at the fare gate, and she stood there staring at it for a good 3 sec [count 1 thousand, 2 thousand, 3 thousand] and "bong"!!! even with my mp3 on, i could hear that! the display said "tap card" not play "snap card"! the reader ain't TAT insensitive tat we have to snap our ezlink card on it....
wat can i say? amazing ppl i see on our public transport... hehehee.....
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Observations: In the Bus/Mrt 3.0
.01
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way home from chinatown
the train was rather empty... this young chap [not more than early 20s] came in and lean against the other door [aka not the one tat's opening]. as i was seated at the corner on the opposite row, i can't help but to notice his sloppiness. from standing to sitting, to almost lay full flat on the floor... his eyes were shut, earphones on, oblivious to the stares he's getting from the not-so-many commuters around.
approaching the terminal station, the announcement came that this train will no longer be in service and that all passengers are to alight from the train. he was still sleeping.... the train finally stopped and the doors opened. some quickly moved out, ignoring the still sleeping guy by the door.
i went over and tapped him on his shoulder.... no response. i took off his earphone and called him... no response. an uncle seeing this came over and shook his legs.... still no response. we have no choice by to leave cos none of us wanna a ride to the train depot. the door closed...
unable to see any station staff on the platform, i went up to the station control to inform the staff. a lady was ahead of me in this. after given the assurance that they have a staff down at the platform now to check it out, the mini audience left... an old aunty commented, he must have taken some "drug"... be it she meant pharmaceutical or otherwise, i have no idea....
seriously, can sleep until like this??!!
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way home from chinatown
the train was rather empty... this young chap [not more than early 20s] came in and lean against the other door [aka not the one tat's opening]. as i was seated at the corner on the opposite row, i can't help but to notice his sloppiness. from standing to sitting, to almost lay full flat on the floor... his eyes were shut, earphones on, oblivious to the stares he's getting from the not-so-many commuters around.
approaching the terminal station, the announcement came that this train will no longer be in service and that all passengers are to alight from the train. he was still sleeping.... the train finally stopped and the doors opened. some quickly moved out, ignoring the still sleeping guy by the door.
i went over and tapped him on his shoulder.... no response. i took off his earphone and called him... no response. an uncle seeing this came over and shook his legs.... still no response. we have no choice by to leave cos none of us wanna a ride to the train depot. the door closed...
unable to see any station staff on the platform, i went up to the station control to inform the staff. a lady was ahead of me in this. after given the assurance that they have a staff down at the platform now to check it out, the mini audience left... an old aunty commented, he must have taken some "drug"... be it she meant pharmaceutical or otherwise, i have no idea....
seriously, can sleep until like this??!!
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Observations: In the Bus/Mrt 2.02
hey i'm back!! anyone miss me? hehehee.... here's my latest observation, only one lah... lately haven't been going out :P
.01
Mode of Transport: Bus
Time of Travel: On the way to meet FL client
a guy in his 20s sitting adjacent of me. suddenly, he pull out his tee's collar and SNEEZED... into his tee! yes i do appreciate his consideration of not spreading the virus ard... but isn't tis erm... abit too "self-sacrificing?" and not to mention gross?? errkkss......
.01
Mode of Transport: Bus
Time of Travel: On the way to meet FL client
a guy in his 20s sitting adjacent of me. suddenly, he pull out his tee's collar and SNEEZED... into his tee! yes i do appreciate his consideration of not spreading the virus ard... but isn't tis erm... abit too "self-sacrificing?" and not to mention gross?? errkkss......
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Observations: In the Bus/Mrt 2.01
.01
Mode of Transport: Bus
Time of Travel: On the way to work
I was sitting on the upper deck of the bus when a group of students [yes "O" levels is over!] boarded. Suddenly a loud "thud" sound and one of the boys went "ouch"! follows by uproars of laughter.... apparently one of the boys come up to the upper deck and hit the roof!
maybe i'm not tat tall... but won't people automatically slouch abit or lower their head when getting unto the upper deck? is tat the 1st time he got on the upper deck?? or he suddenly grown 3inches overnite?? maybe the tall people can comment on this.. hehehee....
.02
Mode of Transport: Bus
Time of Travel: On the way to work
This is what i heard a little boy sang in the bus....
“蓝只老虎，蓝只老虎，跑得怪、跑得怪。一只没有眼睛，一只没有尾巴，真奇怪，真奇怪。。。”
"A~ B~ C~ D~ E~ F~ chee~ ... H~ I~ J~ K~ M-O M-O P~~ .... Q~ R~ S~ D~ U~ V~ .... double-U~ X~ Y and Z~...."
his mum did not correct him, nor stop him from repeatedly sang his mistake for the whole bus to hear.... *scratch head*
Mode of Transport: Bus
Time of Travel: On the way to work
I was sitting on the upper deck of the bus when a group of students [yes "O" levels is over!] boarded. Suddenly a loud "thud" sound and one of the boys went "ouch"! follows by uproars of laughter.... apparently one of the boys come up to the upper deck and hit the roof!
maybe i'm not tat tall... but won't people automatically slouch abit or lower their head when getting unto the upper deck? is tat the 1st time he got on the upper deck?? or he suddenly grown 3inches overnite?? maybe the tall people can comment on this.. hehehee....
.02
Mode of Transport: Bus
Time of Travel: On the way to work
This is what i heard a little boy sang in the bus....
“蓝只老虎，蓝只老虎，跑得怪、跑得怪。一只没有眼睛，一只没有尾巴，真奇怪，真奇怪。。。”
"A~ B~ C~ D~ E~ F~ chee~ ... H~ I~ J~ K~ M-O M-O P~~ .... Q~ R~ S~ D~ U~ V~ .... double-U~ X~ Y and Z~...."
his mum did not correct him, nor stop him from repeatedly sang his mistake for the whole bus to hear.... *scratch head*
Monday, November 14, 2005
Observations: In the Bus/Mrt 1.01
since i've been rather broke, i've been taking bus/mrt to and from work. so i've decided to blog abt certain things i've observed and encountered. some pretty gross, some pretty weird.... hopefully this help me to be more observant and erm... less blur??!! [i said hopefully lah]
.01
Mode of Transport: MRT
Time of Travel: Peak hours after work
Fortunately i got a seat. but soon it came to my senses that i was not TAT fortunate.... one seated beside me has a severe case of BO, and the one on my other side was marinated in cologne!! should any one fart there and then, i would flop over, foaming in my mouth..... -_-"
.02
Mode of Transport: Bus
Time of Travel: After dinner, ard 10pm
Over dinner i was still telling my friend abt how once i was in a crowded bus. the guy who sat down beside me sat with his legs w---i---d---e---- open. i nearly paste myself onto the window just to "avoid" him. even using my bag to push against him doesn't work. he pretended to sleep and keep nodding his head over...
and after more than a decade, this thing happened to me again!!! only difference, this is not a guy, but a BUTCH! -_-" it's not as if she has anything between her legs that she can't close it u know... and as if that is not enuff, she put her laptop bag [which was on her lap] by her side and pushes over to me even more. by now i'm half a butt out! she won, i changed seat at the next available chance....
.03
Mode of Transport: Bus
Time of Travel: After work, on the way to dinner.
The bus was pretty empty.... i sat on an aisle seat. there's another aisle seat and 2 other seats empty in front of me. an aunty boarded and stand by the seat in front of me and smiled at me politely. 1st thot: do i know her? negative. she stood there smiling at me for 10sec! i shifted into the window seat and she sat down beside me! -_-" harlo aunty!!! there's so many empty seats ard, why must make me move? and i alighted before her and have to squeeze past her....
.01
Mode of Transport: MRT
Time of Travel: Peak hours after work
Fortunately i got a seat. but soon it came to my senses that i was not TAT fortunate.... one seated beside me has a severe case of BO, and the one on my other side was marinated in cologne!! should any one fart there and then, i would flop over, foaming in my mouth..... -_-"
.02
Mode of Transport: Bus
Time of Travel: After dinner, ard 10pm
Over dinner i was still telling my friend abt how once i was in a crowded bus. the guy who sat down beside me sat with his legs w---i---d---e---- open. i nearly paste myself onto the window just to "avoid" him. even using my bag to push against him doesn't work. he pretended to sleep and keep nodding his head over...
and after more than a decade, this thing happened to me again!!! only difference, this is not a guy, but a BUTCH! -_-" it's not as if she has anything between her legs that she can't close it u know... and as if that is not enuff, she put her laptop bag [which was on her lap] by her side and pushes over to me even more. by now i'm half a butt out! she won, i changed seat at the next available chance....
.03
Mode of Transport: Bus
Time of Travel: After work, on the way to dinner.
The bus was pretty empty.... i sat on an aisle seat. there's another aisle seat and 2 other seats empty in front of me. an aunty boarded and stand by the seat in front of me and smiled at me politely. 1st thot: do i know her? negative. she stood there smiling at me for 10sec! i shifted into the window seat and she sat down beside me! -_-" harlo aunty!!! there's so many empty seats ard, why must make me move? and i alighted before her and have to squeeze past her....
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