Quiz: Which Desperate Housewife Are You?

I am a ... WAT?!

Congratulations! You are Gabrielle Solis, the ex-model with everything she's every wanted a rich husband, a big house and John, the 17-year-old gardener.
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Seven things.....

Seven things that scare me
flying coachroach [u never noe when it's gonna fly into ur face!]
rats [they ain't mickey mouse!]
horror shows [dun ask....]
i bec preggy and remain tat fat forever [vainity oh vainity! :P]
i can't get preggy cos factory too old [ironical i noe]
i bec broke and sick;
i bec a fat old nagging aunty

Seven things I like the most
haagan Daz Belgium chocolate icecream
sashimi and sushi
fresh Guinness *hick*
nua in bed till "naturally" wake up :P
la kopi with good friends [aka bitching session hahaha]
chat online [phone is for smsing... hahaha]
shopping... [only when i got $$$ lah]

Seven important things in my room
my panda bear
my mashi maro
TV
bed and comforter
mobile phone (which is my alarm clock)
wardrobe (if not clothes put whr?)
err... hubby? hahahahaa......

Seven random facts about me
just signed a mani/pedi package.... [siao liao]
started to do cross stitch again...
still thinking of learning driving...
mood swings crazier than roller coaster...
when moody can don't eat...
will have cravings attack for food/drinks/activities....
look sporty but tat's ALL :P

Seven things to do before I die
drive
swim
visit art museums in france...
bum at the world's best beach resorts...
be a mother...
own my own shop/cafe/watever... :P
retire comfortable [i dun wanna work till the day i die]

Seven things I can do
Cook cantonese home style food
Design - print and web
Cross stitch [amazingly i have the patience to do tat]
Bum at home for 2 years.... [kinda missed tat :P]
Crap whole day mindlessly...
Make ppl hair stand by my "teh-ing"...
Drive... hubby up the wall!! wahahahaaha.....

Seven things I can't do
Swim
Cycle
Wake up early [at nite cannot sleep, morn cannot wake up]
Be patience [the gene is missing in my body]
Control my temper [if u think now i'm bad, u should be glad u din noe me years back hahahaa]
Keep track of finances [i see numbers i blur]
Accounting [see #6]

Seven things I say the most
wah kao
shit
你是猪啊？
watever
siao
abish
idiot

Seven celeb crushes
Sean Connery [i like old man..... *blush*]
Richard Gere [see above]
Harrison Ford [see above]
George Clooney [see above]
梁朝伟 [those eyes..... *meltz*]
... [reserved for the current young handsome dude to grow old.. hahahaha]
... [see above]

Seven people who will have to do this
Kitty (she made me do tis)
Piggy
DP
X-men
Killahurtz
Cammy
Wendy

Quiz: What is Your Style?

What is Your Love Style?

You like to think of love as the ultimate game
And you love to play... even if it means lying a little
You're a bit afraid to be close, and you don't get too attached
A serial dater, you tend to date a few people at once
And it's all good, until one of your sweeties finds out!
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Quiz: The Underwear Oracle

What Your Underwear Says About You

When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!

You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty.
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Poem: That is just to say....

That is Just to Say
I have eaten
The plums
That were in
The icebox

And which
You were probably
Saving
For breakfast

Forgive me
They were delicious
So sweet
And so cold

By William Carlos Williams

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My Singlish version:
Yah lah it's me,
Who eaten
the plums
In the fridge.

You no put
Your name
on them
How I know?

They look sweet
but no leh
sour like wat
my gastric complains...

Quiz: What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Part Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity. You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off. And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave. When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable.

Part Playful Kisser

Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play. You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party. Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare. And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right!

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Quiz: What Mixed Drinks Are You?

You Are An Appletini

Most of the time, you're a typical party girl / guy.
But when you get super sauced, you really up your sex appeal.

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