Nonsensical Poem: 1, 2, 3 Skip

One, Two, Three, Four
I tumble and fall...
Five, Six, Seven, Eight
Think I broke a leg...
Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve
Slowly killing myself...
Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen
The air is getting thin...
Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen
My head is starting to spin...
Nineteen, Twenty
I'll skip until i'm skinny!!!

Lovey Dovey..... not!

A day where women get all excited and men get all stressed out; where lovers celebrate with love & kisses and singles threaten to murder cupid. Yes it's Valentine's Day... again!

Altho' i have not celebrated this day for years [this is what happened when you get married], this day still bring a tingle of sadness. No flowers, no candlelight dinner... in fact, my SO is not around. Thank God for singles friend!!! Oops, of cos i wish he'll get a proper valentine date rather than hang out with a fat, old aunty.... but thanks to him, i didn't have to celebrate it with bubble.....

compared to my usual boring days stuck at home, today is quite eventful... i even got a valentine present!!! but u'll never guess wat it is ---- a skipping rope!!! yes this fat panda needs some exercise... it used to be so easy to skip, but just now i tried 30 skips and i'm perspiring!! panda is more suited for rolling than jumping afterall... sigh....

p.s. bubble go away, i'm trying to exercise!!! and nope this is not YOUR toy! -_-"

Quiz: How Adnormal Are You?

You Are 36% Adnormal

You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

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龟兔赛跑

听说过龟兔赛跑的故事吧？ 第一次乌龟赢了。。。兔子不服气，要再比赛一次。这次，它们请了它们的朋友--- 猪来做裁判。这次你说是谁赢？


答案稍候揭晓。。。

Quiz: What is Your True Color?

Your True Color is Red.

Your color is red, the color of racy sportscars, blushing cheeks, and luscious roses. Red symbolizes passion, romance, and love. So, since you're ruled by red, you probably trust your feelings more than your brain and tend to act spontaneously. If you see something you want, you go for it without thinking twice — impulsive is your middle name. You don't wait around for people to make decisions, either; you dive right in. Quite the romantic, you pay close attention to your emotions. In fact, if your heart isn't in what you're doing, you won't be satisfied. Of course, even when you do pour all your energy into the projects you tackle, your impetuous nature means your passions can shift as frequently as the wind. That's why some reds have trouble with commitment. Our advice? Next time you're feeling fickle, think before you act, if possible. You might be surprised at the results. Overall, though, it's great to be red. No one lives life more completely than you do.

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help not appreciated...

maybe they are really concerned.... or maybe they just can't stand me being at home all the time... yes i'm jobless at the moment... yes i ask THEIR son for money, but hey tat's MY hubby too....

i'm home all the while doesn't mean i ain't doing anything to get a job.... and it definitely doesn't mean tat i need their help! esp. when they apparently have NO idea of wat industry i am in.... and their "help" is NOT appreciated cos....

• i'm NOT interested in being a sales gal in a shopping mall!
  
• i'm NOT interested in being an clerk to process orders!!
  
• and i'm NOT interested in going to study to be a nurse!!!

pls leave me alone..... -_-"

2005 is over....

HAPPY 2006! this is a belated entry of my blog.... 2005 is finally over, and i ended it with a bang [literally]...

on a fateful day [21st dec 2005], i had a fall.... yes this fat old clumsy aunty fall down! i just got out of the lift and i slip and fell. my right shin went against the edge of the cement pavement! it was so damn painful tat i squatted thr for few minutes.... there was a guy right behind me... and seeing i fell down, he made a detour and walk off!!! wat is this mah??!! whr's compassion? whr's 风度? i had to wait till i can bear the pain to move b4 i staggered back home.... sign....

below is the pic of my wound.... yes it's rather gross, so dun scroll down if u haven't eaten... *evil chuckles*


with antiseptic cream...

change to anaflex powder...

and the wound dries up, leaving the scalp and bruises beneath....