some PDAs i've seen and i dun mean the hand comp...
.01
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way from work
a young guy [abt 16] was walking with his little sis [or so i thot] on the travelator... when suddenly he hug her from behind and kiss her on the cheek!!! nope i'm not TAT conservative but the gal looks like she's wat? 12??!!
shock factor: 4/5
.02
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way from work [actually same trip]
it was a sardine can in the train. suddenly i noticed this couple [teenagers] was hugging so tight... blame the crowd? nope... cos they have their face [or rather mouth] on each other neck forever [or so it seems]... until they come up for air... okie they ain't vampires... *phew*
then the guy put his hands into the gal's sleeves and hug her from within her sch uniform! *blink in unbelief* okie tat's a creative way of hugging...
shock factor: 3.5/5
.03
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way to somewhere [can't rem]
it wasn't crowded, the couple was standing by the door... i was abt to doze off when i notice some strange movement.... oooh the gal is grinding her lower antamony against the guy... i think its call dry humping?! *roll eyes* it was almost X-rated if not of the clothes...
shock factor: 4.5/5
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Observations: In the Bus/Mrt 5.0
.01
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way to work
it's nice to see couples who are loving... taking a stroll, arm in arm; whispering sweet nothings to each other. but please... DON'T do tat during peak hours on the escalators!!!! *roll eyes* there are mortals who need to get to work...
.02
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the home from work [wat else?]
remember the NEL was down, erm... last wk? or was it the wk before? anw.... i thot i won't be affected. I'm heading up not down to harborfront [which was down frm dhoby ghaut]. yet, the platform was CROWDED... and the train takes forever to arrive. the screen din show how many minutes cos it keep showing tat the NEL is down... duh!! as if the irritating every 2 mintues announcement is not enuff.
i understand on highway, if one direction is jammed cos of accident, the other direction will also be slow traffic... cos all the kpo drivers slow down to get "inspiration" for 4D. does this applies to mrt as well??!!
just curious... does every train has a 4-digit number too? hahahahaa...
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way to work
it's nice to see couples who are loving... taking a stroll, arm in arm; whispering sweet nothings to each other. but please... DON'T do tat during peak hours on the escalators!!!! *roll eyes* there are mortals who need to get to work...
.02
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the home from work [wat else?]
remember the NEL was down, erm... last wk? or was it the wk before? anw.... i thot i won't be affected. I'm heading up not down to harborfront [which was down frm dhoby ghaut]. yet, the platform was CROWDED... and the train takes forever to arrive. the screen din show how many minutes cos it keep showing tat the NEL is down... duh!! as if the irritating every 2 mintues announcement is not enuff.
i understand on highway, if one direction is jammed cos of accident, the other direction will also be slow traffic... cos all the kpo drivers slow down to get "inspiration" for 4D. does this applies to mrt as well??!!
just curious... does every train has a 4-digit number too? hahahahaa...
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
someone called the pollee!!!
i was doing the laundry when thr's a knock on my door... it was my neighbour frm right under my unit. he claimed tat last nite he was waken up by a continuous tapping sound frm my room at 4+ in the morn! he was soooo disturbed tat he called the pollee and he even came up a few times to knock on my door. sorry i was SLEEPING! din hear... and apparently he "talked" to my neighbour abt it too...
he said i should be more considerate... *roll eyes* i told him i have no idea cos i was sleeping, no one is awake... he said he woke up with a headache cos he din get a good nite sleep and this has been happening for the past few days... given his looks and attitude, am i gonna do anything abt it? of cos not!! how could i when i dun even noe wat caused the "tapping"??!! and if u r TAT light a sleeper, sound proof ur damn room! u dun have to call the pollee for something like dat.... harlo??!!! it's not like i'm blasting my hi-fi or playing mahjong at 4am...
anw i highly suspect bubble... must be the new ball i bought for him went under my bed [yes i finally have a bed] and he tried to "scratch" it out and hit the floor with his paws. solution: take away his new toy!
he said i should be more considerate... *roll eyes* i told him i have no idea cos i was sleeping, no one is awake... he said he woke up with a headache cos he din get a good nite sleep and this has been happening for the past few days... given his looks and attitude, am i gonna do anything abt it? of cos not!! how could i when i dun even noe wat caused the "tapping"??!! and if u r TAT light a sleeper, sound proof ur damn room! u dun have to call the pollee for something like dat.... harlo??!!! it's not like i'm blasting my hi-fi or playing mahjong at 4am...
anw i highly suspect bubble... must be the new ball i bought for him went under my bed [yes i finally have a bed] and he tried to "scratch" it out and hit the floor with his paws. solution: take away his new toy!
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Quiz: Your Animal Personality Test
Oh deer....
Animal You Were in a Past Life: Panda
You are a fun-seeker - an adventurous, risk-taker.
While you are spontaneous, you are not very rational.
Your Animal Personality Quiz. Take this quiz

Your Power Animal: DeerAnimal You Were in a Past Life: Panda
You are a fun-seeker - an adventurous, risk-taker.
While you are spontaneous, you are not very rational.
Your Animal Personality Quiz. Take this quiz
Observations: In the Bus/Mrt 4.0
.01
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way home from work
it's peak hours, the train is packed. it's just amazing how ppl can be so "asleep" only w/in 3metres of someone more in need of a seat than u? i was standing beside this aunty in her late 30s, carrying a toddler. who in my opinion need NOT be carried. he is at least 4yrs old and still sucking a pacifier?? *roll eyes*
anw one of the uncle woke up and saw her.. immediately stood up and offered her his seat... yet the aunty din take it! her other elder son [prob 5 or 6] went to take the seat and she told him in hokkien, "don't seat lah! very hot one!!" how "polite"!! the uncle who gave up his seat for u is just standing NEXT to you! and even me with my hokkien limited i understood wat you said!!
which is worse? ppl who pretend to sleep instead of giving up their seats to those who needs it more? or those who ain't appreciative at all? *shake head*
.02
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the home from work [again]
i was transferring from NSL to NEL.... on one of the connecting escalator, i walked down briskly as usual. then i realised the gal on my left was walking just as fast... not wanting to be walking "parallel" and block the way for ppl behind, i walk abit faster... and she walked even faster! it almost seems like a race.... ridiculous! but once off the escalator, i walked off leaving her behind me... nope i din run.... i just happened to have longer legs than she! *evil chuckles*
.03
Mode of Transport: Mrt [still...]
Time of Travel: On the way home from work [again??!!]
this aunty was in front of me at the fare gate, and she stood there staring at it for a good 3 sec [count 1 thousand, 2 thousand, 3 thousand] and "bong"!!! even with my mp3 on, i could hear that! the display said "tap card" not play "snap card"! the reader ain't TAT insensitive tat we have to snap our ezlink card on it....
wat can i say? amazing ppl i see on our public transport... hehehee.....
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way home from work
it's peak hours, the train is packed. it's just amazing how ppl can be so "asleep" only w/in 3metres of someone more in need of a seat than u? i was standing beside this aunty in her late 30s, carrying a toddler. who in my opinion need NOT be carried. he is at least 4yrs old and still sucking a pacifier?? *roll eyes*
anw one of the uncle woke up and saw her.. immediately stood up and offered her his seat... yet the aunty din take it! her other elder son [prob 5 or 6] went to take the seat and she told him in hokkien, "don't seat lah! very hot one!!" how "polite"!! the uncle who gave up his seat for u is just standing NEXT to you! and even me with my hokkien limited i understood wat you said!!
which is worse? ppl who pretend to sleep instead of giving up their seats to those who needs it more? or those who ain't appreciative at all? *shake head*
.02
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the home from work [again]
i was transferring from NSL to NEL.... on one of the connecting escalator, i walked down briskly as usual. then i realised the gal on my left was walking just as fast... not wanting to be walking "parallel" and block the way for ppl behind, i walk abit faster... and she walked even faster! it almost seems like a race.... ridiculous! but once off the escalator, i walked off leaving her behind me... nope i din run.... i just happened to have longer legs than she! *evil chuckles*
.03
Mode of Transport: Mrt [still...]
Time of Travel: On the way home from work [again??!!]
this aunty was in front of me at the fare gate, and she stood there staring at it for a good 3 sec [count 1 thousand, 2 thousand, 3 thousand] and "bong"!!! even with my mp3 on, i could hear that! the display said "tap card" not play "snap card"! the reader ain't TAT insensitive tat we have to snap our ezlink card on it....
wat can i say? amazing ppl i see on our public transport... hehehee.....
Friday, June 02, 2006
Letter from HR....
on 1st June [aka yest] i was given a letter by my HR manager.... and i was CONFIRMED!!! heheee... probation is OVER!!! *dances ard*
i was kinda worried that my probation will be extended or worse, i'll be terminated cos i keep falling sick... and my butt AIN'T helping -_-"
so end tis mth i'll get my new pay and i can clear my last credit card bill... after tat i'll do plastic surgery liao! [cut up my card once and for all]....
i was kinda worried that my probation will be extended or worse, i'll be terminated cos i keep falling sick... and my butt AIN'T helping -_-"
so end tis mth i'll get my new pay and i can clear my last credit card bill... after tat i'll do plastic surgery liao! [cut up my card once and for all]....
Thursday, May 25, 2006
leaving the operation theatre, luffing.....
yes you read the title correct.... tis actually happened to me! nope i din derived extreme joy from being cut on my butt, but something else did...
i was awakened frm the anesthesia or was it cos of the voice of the uncle next to me, i'm not too sure... we were being "rested" in a temp ward in the ops room. he actually pull out the strap to measure our blood pressure and the clip tat measure our heart beat cos it was too "tight"... he keep complaining and giving the nurses a tough time. the male nurse told him, he can't released him back to the ward if he doesn't co-operate....
"I dun care! i wanna go back NOW! i know how to go back..."
"give me back my hp!"
"your colleague took my hp and i want it back now!" [valuables are kept with the staff while we go for op]
"you all stole my hp, i wanna make a police report!"
"I wanna call the police and catch all of you!"
when one is sick, he either become very grouchy or in this case a big baby... it was getting hilarious....
nurse: "okie, let me take ur 'thumb print'. later the police will come and catch YOU..." [clip on his finger to check heart beat]
"yes the police is coming, i called them already."
"this is your 'watch' [id tag], have to wear"
"i check your ear okie? so later police ask u qns, you can hear..." [temperature taken via the ear]
"the other ear no need to check, one ear can hear can liao..."
the coaxing was hilarious!!! too bad i was taken back to the ward b4 he was done.... yes my nurse said, i'm the 1st patient she see leaving the operation theatre laughing.... waahahhahaaaa.....
sidenote: i was given a jab of morphine cos of the pain... and my body reacted!!! itchy all over and some little rashes appear..... okie i can nvr be a drug addict :P
i was awakened frm the anesthesia or was it cos of the voice of the uncle next to me, i'm not too sure... we were being "rested" in a temp ward in the ops room. he actually pull out the strap to measure our blood pressure and the clip tat measure our heart beat cos it was too "tight"... he keep complaining and giving the nurses a tough time. the male nurse told him, he can't released him back to the ward if he doesn't co-operate....
"I dun care! i wanna go back NOW! i know how to go back..."
"give me back my hp!"
"your colleague took my hp and i want it back now!" [valuables are kept with the staff while we go for op]
"you all stole my hp, i wanna make a police report!"
"I wanna call the police and catch all of you!"
when one is sick, he either become very grouchy or in this case a big baby... it was getting hilarious....
nurse: "okie, let me take ur 'thumb print'. later the police will come and catch YOU..." [clip on his finger to check heart beat]
"yes the police is coming, i called them already."
"this is your 'watch' [id tag], have to wear"
"i check your ear okie? so later police ask u qns, you can hear..." [temperature taken via the ear]
"the other ear no need to check, one ear can hear can liao..."
the coaxing was hilarious!!! too bad i was taken back to the ward b4 he was done.... yes my nurse said, i'm the 1st patient she see leaving the operation theatre laughing.... waahahhahaaaa.....
sidenote: i was given a jab of morphine cos of the pain... and my body reacted!!! itchy all over and some little rashes appear..... okie i can nvr be a drug addict :P
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