Saturday, December 17, 2005

Quiz: The Personality Defect Test

Schoolyard Bully
You are 0% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Schoolyard Bully! You focus more on feelings than rationality, and thus tend to be driven by your emotions. You are probably easy to anger or annoy, for instance. You are also an extrovert who wouldn't mind having a lot of attention, although you may not always get it. Another character trait you possess is your brutality, manifested by the fact that you tend to be aggressive and do not care about the well-being of others. Also, you exhibit signs of humility, leading one to conlude that you are actually insecure, because very few people are truly humble AND brutal. Thus, like any schoolyard bully, you seek constant attention for yourself and have no issues with administering beatings because you are quite emotional and easy to upset. Not only that, but your insecurity may be a prime motivation for your brutality. As psychologists have noted, most schoolyard bullies only pick on others because they have a negative self-image. This could possibly be true of you. In short, your personality defects are your brutality, extroversion, irrationality, and your possible insecurity. Go pick on someone your own size!

To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Haughty Intellectual. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)


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Woman makes me suffocate 0.1

currently reading this book <<女人让我缺氧>> [loosely translated as subject title]... written by a man about his observations and interpretations of woman. amusing book. in it, there's one very interesting chapter.... 我没有衣服穿! [i have no clothes to wear!]

sounds familar? yes, most if not all women has said this often... of cos when we do, we dun mean that we are walking ard naked, so guys get tat pic out of ur head! hehehee.... it simply means, we dun have the appropriate/new/not seen wore more than 3x by the same ppl within the same month to wear for the occasion. and yes it doesn't matter if the clothes in our wardrobe [walk-in or not] is enuff to open a boutique... see, we need skirts: mini, knee length, above knee length, ankle long, flr sweeping long.... pants: shorts, tapered pants, bell bottom, 3/4, jeans... top: u sure u want me to list all out??!! heehhee... and not forgetting different materials, colors and cuttings....

next wk i got a wedding dinner to attend... and guess wat? i have no clothes to wear! wahahhahhaa......

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Thursday, December 08, 2005

怕不怕?

最近有一首个很红,有中英版,有小鸡青蛙和卡通人物版... 我指的是郭美美的"不怕不怕"... 少了她的勇气我只能唱.........

看见蟑螂
我很怕很怕啦
它神出鬼没呀
我很怕很怕很怕啦

长着翅膀
我很怕很怕啦
它总是到处飞
我很怕很怕很怕啦

蟑螂很强 毫无禁忌 到处乱飞 蟑螂我怕怕
[mai-a he mai-a hu mai-a ho mai-a ha ha]

没杀虫剂
我很怕很怕啦
有也喷不到它
我很怕很怕很怕啦

老公回来
我不怕不怕啦
一脚踏死它呀
我不怕不怕不怕啦

蟑螂再强 没他腿前 一命呜呼 蟑螂说 bye bye
[mai-a he mai-a hu mai-a ho mai-a ha ha]

诗词: 寒流



寒风刺骨 感冒入侵
包裹在被窝里
仍然颤抖不停
鼻涕直流 忙找纸巾
夜里频打喷嚏
辗转美梦难形
一早醒来 猛然发现
身旁一座山丘
团团的白纸巾
耳边冒然响起
一首怀旧老歌
"卖馄饨~~呀~卖呀卖~馄饨
卖~~~馄饨..."

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Observations: In the Bus/Mrt 2.02

hey i'm back!! anyone miss me? hehehee.... here's my latest observation, only one lah... lately haven't been going out :P

.01

Mode of Transport: Bus
Time of Travel: On the way to meet FL client

a guy in his 20s sitting adjacent of me. suddenly, he pull out his tee's collar and SNEEZED... into his tee! yes i do appreciate his consideration of not spreading the virus ard... but isn't tis erm... abit too "self-sacrificing?" and not to mention gross?? errkkss......