Dream comes true??!!

rem how i used to dream [and joke] abt how nice it would be to transfer my tummy upwards? apparently, science had advanced tat now it's possible...

yest went for a woman health talk. introducing this new bust serum [actually been in the market for abt a yr]... tat's able to "transfer" the excess fats in our arms and abdomenal to our "pair of best friends"!! sorry doesn't work for guys downwards! wahaahhahahaaa...

promised to give an instant [and gradual natural] lift, enhanced the size and prevent breast cancer [endorsed by sg breast cancer society]...

of cos dun expect it to be viagra and immediately shoot up... nor like implant, from A to C lah... at least a A will have a fuller A... saw the live demo [ladies ONLY] and witness the instant lifting of the boobs... hmmm... *lub chin* yes the lifting is only 1-2cm... but hey in 10 mins?! not bad i must say...

next sun they having a launch with promo.... should i go? *blush* who wanna go with me? hehehee... gals only hor!

cny wishlist...

- new curtains
need new ones so that i can bring down the old ones to wash.... can't slp "explosed" mah...

- shoes racks
since i've moved, i realised my shoes collection has slowly but surely been increasing... stacking shoes on top of each other is kinda messy :P

- shelf cupboards for kitchen
wanna remove my existing "tables" of oven stove and dryer and use a proper cupboard for my supply of junk food... hahahaaa

AV...

men loves it.... it thrills them, excites them... causing blood to flow thru their mortal bodies....
women hates it... it hurts them, irritates them... causing blood to flow out of their bodies....

but of cos AV means totally different things to both man and woman.... -_-"

what the PINK?!

yes! i've edited my template.... new year new look mah... it's time for a change: something different; something drastic; something opposite of my signature black!

actually it's cos now that i update my blog unofficially during official hours, i needed a bkgrd that "blends" well with my other applications... ssshhh.....

and yes.... wat the PINK?! well i did mentioned something drastic rite? i am actually quite sweet beneath the cold facade... the coldness is just a defensive mechanism... when one break thru that ice shield, he/she will find tat i am not only quite teh, but also quite quiet, demure and shy de.... *blush*

do i sound convincing?! yes no?! hehehee....

frozen....

nope i'm not talking abt last nite ch5 show "the day after tomolo"... the weather has been so chilling lately... even sleeping w/o fan on, wrapped in quilt, i still wakes up every morn frozen... it would be ridiculous to install heater in sg! plus sg got sell heater meh?! *lub chin*

aircon in office doesn't help either... i think i need to get more jackets for work...

i supposed to others it may not be TAT chilling... but i'm in a weaken state i guess... *sips piping hot red date tea* need to "replenish" my blood sia... if not, i might cont'd not having cramps for a long while...

sinking shit....

sorry if u happen to read this while eating.... *evil chuckles*

just attended a "talk" yest and realised a healthy human should do big biz twice a day!! okie i'm super unhealthy... unless i was having diahrrea... -_-" and that our shit should not sink... it shows that it contains lotsa metal which means our bodies are losing iron... no wonder i low blood until i almost fainted! if our shit floats it means our bodies is keeping the nutrients its supposed to be...

yes i dun want my shit to sink... and i dun wanna step on shit too! office is currently in the state of war... must practice "ling bo wei bu"!!!

New Year New Hope?!

it's the time of the year again... to set goals and resolutions; dreams and visions...

last year i was in total lost... tis year is sorta less-lost?! ooh well, in this brand new year, i hope to....

- tone up my tummy... yes i lost my boobs and butts but my tummy stubbornly remain!!! aaaarrrgghhh.....
- save at least $200 per month...
- sell the flat... and then [u know lah]...
- find a place to rent together with my beloved... i mean bubble lah wahahahaaa.....
- attend church service at least once a month... once a year is really too much lah :P

most importantly... survive with just one pay [can my boss plsssssss give me a good increment??!!] so tat i can have enuff rest and get back my health... and tat inturn should stop making ppl ard me worried abt me :P

sayonara 2006...

The year 2006 is finally over... thanks for all presents... *cover mouth giggles*
- fossil watch from roast chicken
- dinner bag from kittyn
- jacket from piggy and duck [i still dunnoe why we are calling you duck :P]
- charles & keith voucher from mutant
- precious moment monument from my dear brother...

more than just presents, i wanna say a big thank you to all those who stood by me thru 2006. Your love, concern, support, help and prayers have pulled me thru. It has been a challenging year. And i thank god that i am able to pull it thru all becos of u all... *hugs and kisses*

okie this post should be put up on new yr eve... totally sentimental and all... heheeeheee... but i was bz partying and recovering from partying... waahahahahaa.....