Wrong number!!

my mobile keep ringing last nite... i can't believe how stupid a guy can be! oops, it ain't meant to be sexist remark... but how could one keep dialing the wrong number?!

1st time....
man: "喂, ah lang har?"
me: "huh? sorry you've got the wrong number..."

2nd time....
man: "喂, ah lang?"
me: "对不起，你打错了..."

3rd time....
man: "喂喂？ ah lang?"
me: "uncle, 你到底听不听得懂什么是打错了?"

yup.... i ain't known for my patience.... especially for stupid people....

the funny part is, hubby had a sudden burst of humor... he said i should tell him, "ah lang bor, ah long ai mai?" hehehee.....

Quiz: The Real You

Here is the analysis:

You've got great self-confidence and you're full of charm. Most guys who get to know you will be attracted to you. You are far from sweet and proper; your intriguing personality fascinates them. Most guys find it easy to fall for a girl like you.

You don't really care about other people's feelings. You do things the way you want and usually think only about yourself. You are easy-going and love to have fun, but you can be irresponsible as well. You are not keen on serious discussions because they can make you remember that life isn't always about parties.

You are a bright, cheerful and bubbly person. You are thoughtful and considerate, and like to have fun. Everybody feels comfortable around you because of your pleasant nature. When you walk into a room, people's eyes are likely to be drawn to you because of your charm.

Your peers think of you as a fun person, but sometimes you can be a little irresponsible. You can be somewhat childish, and can try to ignore the fact that you will one day need to really grow up and be a mature adult! Perhaps you could start reading good books; they might help you look at the world in a different light. You do want to be taken seriously, right?

Your boyfriend believes that you are a strong and independent person. Your confidence and cheerfulness make you an attractive person to be around, but sometimes you need to pay more attention to what other people, including your boyfriend, are thinking.
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Quiz: Get to Know Yourself Better

Your view on yourself:
You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:
You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

Your views on education
You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.

The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:
You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

Who is your true self:
You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.
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the strangest topic --- menopause!

it must be cos my bday.... yest was at a bookstore and saw tis book entitled, "what to do when your hormone goes haywire at 40?" i was shocked!! meaning wat? menopause is at 40??!! gosh, dun tell me my factory haven't gone into production and it starting to close down liao?! -_-"

back to office, and found tis online....

When Does Menopause Happen?
For most women, natural menopause occurs between the ages of 45 and 55, with the average age of onset being 51.4 years of age. In rare instances, menopause can occur as early as the 30's or as late as the 60's. Menopause is considered premature if it occurs before the age of 40, or artificial if radiation exposure, chemotherapeutic drugs, or surgery induces it. Other factors that may contribute to the early onset of menopause include a history of smoking, poor nutrition, a co-existing medical condition, or even a traumatic experience.

yes i'm getting depressed...... in another 10 yrs or so and i'll be preparing for menopause?! *whines*

a big thank you!!!

starting from last nite at the strike of midnite, my mobile starts to beep with new smses. thanks to all the gals and guys who actually remember my bday!!! thanks for all the smses and even the wake up call of well wishes... i'm so touched *blush*

friends who i've lost touch for a while... either both too busy and my sec sch gf who changed her no. no wonder no response frm her when i sms her on HER bday :P and whoa~~~~ she's expecting her 2nd son!! times flies ya? hmm...... *check mirror for wrinkles*

ooh well, i'll update on these 2 days of HOLIDAY i have with hubby when i get back to office.... i'm actually now at a cybercafe cause hubby needs to work -_-"

All i want for birthday is....... .... ...

every year the gals will ask me this qns, and i seriously dunnoe how to ans!!! -_-"

okie okie.. gifts i can think of at the moment [money not included]

• mobile phone voucher --- need to change my stupid phone tat has a state-of-the-art auto-restart function
• teddy/panda bear --- my mashi maro need to be replaced, ear dropping out hahahaha....
• key chain --- the levi's metal tag can't seem to hold all the keys for 3 flats (current, new and mum's)....
• tummy trim --- yes i'm getting desperate over my middle kingdom!

Creepy~~~

my colleague (female) just came back from toilet and told me there was a man in our office (near the main door)... and when he saw her, he just walked out.... paced ard the corridor.... and the thing is frm where i'm seated i dun even noe if anyone walk in!!!

so we decided we will lock our office when only 2 of us ard.... and to think i often work late alone.... *shivers*

Quiz: What's Your Ideal Career?

Your Career Type: Artistic

You are expressive, original, and independent.
Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art.

You would make an excellent:
Actor - Art Teacher - Book Editor
Clothes Designer - Comedian - Composer
Dancer - DJ - Graphic Designer
Illustrator - Musician - Sculptor

The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary.
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Quiz: Which Desperate Housewife Are You?

I am a ... WAT?!

Congratulations! You are Gabrielle Solis, the ex-model with everything she's every wanted a rich husband, a big house and John, the 17-year-old gardener.
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Seven things.....

Seven things that scare me
flying coachroach [u never noe when it's gonna fly into ur face!]
rats [they ain't mickey mouse!]
horror shows [dun ask....]
i bec preggy and remain tat fat forever [vainity oh vainity! :P]
i can't get preggy cos factory too old [ironical i noe]
i bec broke and sick;
i bec a fat old nagging aunty

Seven things I like the most
haagan Daz Belgium chocolate icecream
sashimi and sushi
fresh Guinness *hick*
nua in bed till "naturally" wake up :P
la kopi with good friends [aka bitching session hahaha]
chat online [phone is for smsing... hahaha]
shopping... [only when i got $$$ lah]

Seven important things in my room
my panda bear
my mashi maro
TV
bed and comforter
mobile phone (which is my alarm clock)
wardrobe (if not clothes put whr?)
err... hubby? hahahahaa......

Seven random facts about me
just signed a mani/pedi package.... [siao liao]
started to do cross stitch again...
still thinking of learning driving...
mood swings crazier than roller coaster...
when moody can don't eat...
will have cravings attack for food/drinks/activities....
look sporty but tat's ALL :P

Seven things to do before I die
drive
swim
visit art museums in france...
bum at the world's best beach resorts...
be a mother...
own my own shop/cafe/watever... :P
retire comfortable [i dun wanna work till the day i die]

Seven things I can do
Cook cantonese home style food
Design - print and web
Cross stitch [amazingly i have the patience to do tat]
Bum at home for 2 years.... [kinda missed tat :P]
Crap whole day mindlessly...
Make ppl hair stand by my "teh-ing"...
Drive... hubby up the wall!! wahahahaaha.....

Seven things I can't do
Swim
Cycle
Wake up early [at nite cannot sleep, morn cannot wake up]
Be patience [the gene is missing in my body]
Control my temper [if u think now i'm bad, u should be glad u din noe me years back hahahaa]
Keep track of finances [i see numbers i blur]
Accounting [see #6]

Seven things I say the most
wah kao
shit
你是猪啊？
watever
siao
abish
idiot

Seven celeb crushes
Sean Connery [i like old man..... *blush*]
Richard Gere [see above]
Harrison Ford [see above]
George Clooney [see above]
梁朝伟 [those eyes..... *meltz*]
... [reserved for the current young handsome dude to grow old.. hahahaha]
... [see above]

Seven people who will have to do this
Kitty (she made me do tis)
Piggy
DP
X-men
Killahurtz
Cammy
Wendy

Quiz: What is Your Style?

What is Your Love Style?

You like to think of love as the ultimate game
And you love to play... even if it means lying a little
You're a bit afraid to be close, and you don't get too attached
A serial dater, you tend to date a few people at once
And it's all good, until one of your sweeties finds out!
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Quiz: The Underwear Oracle

What Your Underwear Says About You

When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!

You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty.
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Poem: That is just to say....

That is Just to Say
I have eaten
The plums
That were in
The icebox

And which
You were probably
Saving
For breakfast

Forgive me
They were delicious
So sweet
And so cold

By William Carlos Williams

-----

My Singlish version:
Yah lah it's me,
Who eaten
the plums
In the fridge.

You no put
Your name
on them
How I know?

They look sweet
but no leh
sour like wat
my gastric complains...

Quiz: What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Part Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity. You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off. And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave. When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable.

Part Playful Kisser

Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play. You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party. Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare. And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right!

What Kind of Kisser Are You? Take this quiz

Quiz: What Mixed Drinks Are You?

You Are An Appletini

Most of the time, you're a typical party girl / guy.
But when you get super sauced, you really up your sex appeal.

What Mixed Drink Are You? Take this quiz