Friday, December 22, 2006

Today is End of Winter...

literal translation of the chinese festive "dong zhi"... only cantonese celebrates it... and mind u, this day is of more importance than reunion dinner on eve of cny... so tonite die die also must go have dinner with parents... tat would mean tml i'll have to come back office to clear the mountain! and hopefully i dun have to come back again on sun... *cross fingers cross legs*

just now have a super heavy lunch with the chinese in my office... so sad, there's only 6 of us! but the dim sum buffet is really.... ... ... next time cannot let my "little boss" order sia! just cos the shrimp dumplings and siew mai is nice doesn't mean we can finish 4 orders of each in our 3rd round of orders!!! *faintz*

it's end of winter... and i wanna do now is.... hibenate!!!

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

pangkor trip...

apparently there's 2 pangkor island.. one is very ex!!!! and nope we din go thr... co. not TAT rich u noe...

anw here's some pics i took frm the trip... nice resort, food variety not bad [tho after a few meals u get sian of the food]... nice pool... had a great time r&r thr... and "accidentally" got darker again... -_-" i got put sun block de!!!

okie tis is me otw to KL... just woke up frm nap and trying out my new mobile.. hehehee....

lazing by the pool... listening to my new walkman phone! heheheee....

me and some colleagues.... and accidentally leak some electricity also... yah yah wat's new rite? *ROTFL*

my best buy during the trip?? a pair of mid calf boots at RM$50!!! *cover mouth giggles*

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

mission impossible... ... ...

can i in 1 day finish all the diary actions for this entire 7 days? humanly impossible... not to mention i still have to clear ancient shits [from previous eras], new shits [from the other gal who got axed]... and my daily dosage of work...

suddenly drag gog for co. trip tomolo... dun get me wrong, i longed for the break... just tat i'll have such a hard time prior to going! *pull hair* the new secretary [poor gal tis is only her 2nd week of work] have to take over the other gal's job and cover me for the next few days... god bless her....

good thing is, my "little boss" noes it's impossible to finish! altho he did suggest me to go back pack during lunch and come back work overnite... almost wanna bash him sia... but of cos in the end, he say just do those with deadlines, the rest of the reminders etc, just leave it till i come back... good for now, but next mon when i come back how?! dare not think sia....

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

wish comes true... ... ...

i've been my own santa.... and got myself the sony ericsson w850i!!! total damage $468... okie now i shall declare myself as broke!!!!

like wat roast chicken say, if u got the cash for it then buy lor... rather than u every other day go online to stare at the phone... yes i need to get it out of my system, into my bag! the mutant was talking abt a certain obssession? well tis must be mine! hahahaa....

phone was pretty cool tho it took me more than an hr to finally install the softwares and d/l songs into it... and stil not used to the new ringtone... ppl called and i thot it's my alarm and i try to snooze it! *faintz*

Monday, December 11, 2006

earthquake... ...

1st sms i got today is frm the other secretary, saying that she's on mc today... and even b4 lunch, she has received a call frm our HR that she's been fired... -_-" yes i noe she doesn't have the best work attitude... and the amount of leave and mc on either mon and fri is not helping...

i'm evil, i dun sympathize with her plight... those who have heard me KPKB would noe why... but tat aside, shouldn't she be given a "chance", a "warning"? before the axe just drop on her out of the blue... suddenly i fear for my own neck *shivers*

Saturday, December 09, 2006

estee.............

yest finally made use of my bday voucher [given by co.]... bought a foundation refill and a mascara frm estee lauder! am quite impressed by their service. i totally forgot the no. of my foundation.. [u mean there are ppl who actually can rem?!] and the gal went, "no worries just let me have ur ic# and i'll check it out for you." they actually keep a database of the products you have purchased. nice! :)

total cost $94, total cash spent $44.. hehehee.... and i'm trying to accumulate $300 in 3 mths to get their discount card wor! but only available at the estee counter of robinson at raffles city... so if any of u wanna get products from estee, go thr and buy using my ic# and help me k? next time can "share" the discount card mah! *cover mouth giggles*

next item to get is their night repair cream... tried their tester the last time round... really nice... heard their eye cream is fanatistic too... but not hardworking enuff to apply every nite... so my panda eyes ain't cos their product no good wor :P

Friday, December 08, 2006

chocolates chocolates chocolates...

went dinner with the executive from KL office last nite... supposedly to have dinner and drinks with him... somehow i "owe" him one... which i have no idea how tat started... anw, ended up my lady boss and her daughter went along too... good thing is dinner is FREE! but after dinner, followed by a indulgence session at the chocolate bar at esplanade... there goes our drinks :P

the chocolate bar at esplanade is NICE! i ordered a dark chocolate drink with orchid flower oil... tho i can't taste the orchid flower, ooh well who cares when the dark chocolate is nice! hehehee.... also shared a chocolate fondue! yummy!! comes with white, milk and dark chocolate and an assortment of fruits and bread... the other exec who went with us said dark chocolate is not heaty.... really?? *lub chin* anw today voice still abt the same so i guess not much difference... no voice and not much voice is no big difference rite? wahhahahahaaa......

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

mute and handicap...

yes, i'm still "voiceless"... and i forgot to bring my mobile out today!!! aarrrgghh.... now i'm totally handicap, i can't rem a single phone no.! tis is the curse of mobile phone book... i can forget abt having a chauffeur after work liao -_-"

came back to office today... surprisingly i can still see my table. cos the corresponding files of the stack of letters i have to report is not brought out ... YET! plus i missed 3 days of diary report [inclusive of today] to catch up... i should be glad if i can go off at 8pm... sian 1/2...

Monday, December 04, 2006

when silence is not an option...

now i sound like my comp which sound card has spoilt! yes.... i have no voice... last wk had a bit of flu, lun.... took medicine hoping for the virus to blow over... fri and sat started coughing... by the time i reach home on sat nite [or rather sun morn] i sounded like anita mui! sun when i got up, shit! it's like speaker spoilt sia....

went sitex hoping to get sound card [for my comp of cos]... but apparently it's too basic for this hi-tec exhibition... none of the stalls sell! aaaaarrrgghh.... end up walk into Big Boy Toys, see see look look.... well more for the mutant to see and take pics... of wat u all noe lah wahahahahahaaha .....

went to tampines shop shop.... buay gam wan i got nothing mah... end up brought 1 pant and 1 top for office wear...
hey wait! i'm supposed to talk abt my voice.. or the lack of it... yes today went to see doc. fever, flu, cough and voice box infection -_-" doc say at least 2 days cannot talk if not it'll be very hard for me to get my voice back... thanks i dun wanna sound like anita mui permanently lor.... so *zip*

the worse part of tis beside i'll have bad breathe for not talking... is tat i can't scold bubble!!!! esp. u all noe he like to make that irritating whining sound.... aaarrrggghhh..... the good part is, i can't take cab... cos i can't even tell the cab uncle wat's my destination!!!!! *faintz*

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Christmas wishlist II ...

6. Converse Gym Bag

Would be just nice for my upcoming pangkor trip! hehehe..... otherwise, hmm... wat bag can i bring? *lub chin* 4D3N leh... 1 nite at KL, 2N at the island... seems like have alot of things to bring...



7. Osim Uzap

S$228 with sale... lost weight but tummy still there! aaarrggghhh......


8. Aldo Heels

US$69.95 with sale... not possible to get lah... but looks really nice... and 1 of my heels feeling "dangerous" liao... scare walk half way give way sia... plus there's no such things as having too much shoes for a woman! hehehehehe....


*disclaimer: the above is just a wish list lah.... i wish... i wish.... wahahahaahaa


boxing day break...

yes i've finally taken leave [again]... 1 day only lah... only worries is tat i kenna box for taking leaving right after a "long" wkend... GM's instruction was no one supposed to do tat unless it's your own festive... oh well, it's my once-a-yr church time mah... oops :P

so now thinking... whr can one go or wat can one do in the tiny island of sillypore? *lub chin* watch movie? death note 2 is only showing on 28th!! shopping? depends on bonus leh... how how how??!! *scratch head*

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

my lucky star...

last nite had MJ [aka mahjong] at my plc with the cat, the duck, the mutant ... and roast chicken. me and roast chicken shared... tho i was the "tea lady" for the 1st 1.5 wind... hope my service was good ya? *giggles*

and for the 1st time, i actually "tiao zheng" by winning 4-doubles, 3x! usually i only win 1- or 2- doubles leh... and the 4th time, i "ate" wrongly and end up cannot win... arrggghh...... *bang wall*

still overall, i actually won! roast chicken must be my lucky star... next time MJ u sit besides me and guide me okie? *cover mouth giggles*

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

currently in jail...

coy has blocked web based msn, hotmail, yahoo... blah blah blah.... and with the "rule" of no personal calls on coy phone or mobile, and together with tis new "ban", no sms... gosh am i working here or wat?! it's machiam like once u log in to coy, you've stepped into jail... no contact with the external world... even in jail we can have visitors rite?!

yes so i chat at work... so? tat doesn't mean i dun do my work or i slack all the time. it just gimme a breather away from all the files... really want us to work till death meh?

*grumbles grumbles grumbles*

p.s. they din block blogspot. so i'll be updating my blog more regularly! wahahahahaa..... they force me one! *evil chuckles*

Monday, November 27, 2006

Christmas wishlist...

1. Sony Ericsson W850

With my mobile trade-in, S$368.... *faints* should i pamper myself? before my mobile go kisiao??!!! it's oledi getting retarded.... sigh....




2. Puma Shoes

Saw tis in a shop, S$99... then again, do i exercise? hmmm....




3. Cuff / Bangle Watch

Saw something similar at vivo... hehehee.... less than $20! but of cos must be black lah... hehehheee....

4. Fridge

Yes this is a strange thing to wish for. my hsemate will be moving out in early jan, and the current fridge is hers.... need one to replace it... anywhr i can get for less than $200? :P

5. DVD Player

The one i had, well... i think it's left in the box for way too long... can use as radio nia... no disc can be read :(


*disclaimer: the above is just a wish list lah.... i wish... i wish.... wahahahaahaa


Wednesday, November 15, 2006

in the wardrobe of all gals...

there's always some clothes that they have outgrown.... in hope of a day that they can squeeze back into it.... today just went back old place and bought back some clothes.... esp. my old office skirts and a pants tat i grown OUT of... and tat DAY has come for me! wahahahhaaa.......

his mum passed me an envelope containing cash --- for me to buy something for bubble!!! win oledi lor... when i got hospitalised she nvr once wanna come visit me. when i got back to collect my mails, she gave me 1/4 of wat she give bubble... -_-"

nvm, i told bubble liao.... i tax him --- 50%! wahahaahahaaa..... tml time to get bubble food, titbits and new toys! *wink wink* now then i noe, human may not have 赡养费 but dog have....

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

job interviews...

recently our co. is hiring and my gosh the funny characters that turned up!

#1
"I want to be an inventor! i want to learn how to charge royalties and earn lotsa $$$!!"

my boss almost fainted...

#2
This indian man has no idea wat's a patent, he just saw the ad stating bach. in engineering [which he has] thus he comes!

my boss complains he shakes his head so much, she gets sea sick just looking at him!

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

love poem generator...

okie it's a ridiculous poem! wahahahaa....

My Love
Your skin glows like the Durian, blossoms Sweet as the
Lily in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your Drum voice and leaps like a
Panda at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great Dove wing.
I am comforted by your Mini skirt that I carry into
the twilight of Tvbeams and hold next to my Eyes.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of Vodka.
As my Hair falls from my Tube top,
it reminds me of your handphone.
In the quiet, I listen for the last Oink of the day.
My heated Lips leaps to my Shorts. I wait in the
moonlight for your secret Jeans so that we may Jump
as one, Lips to Lips, in search of the magnificient
Black and mystical Computer of love.


try tis out....

home salon....

last sat i have my hair colored and highlight... at the comfort of my house! housemate got a gal coming over to do our hair.... total damaged S$60! :P she uses salon products and the results are nice! except cos my hair is too black and too long nvr color, so not as bright... but at least cover my white hair... wahahahaaa....

best of all?! i can walk ard, watch tv, eat, smoke! heheehe..... rather than sit at a salon for 4 hrs with nothing to do! *cover mouth giggles*

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

6kg lesser....

mon went to see doc for my gastric... yes it's back in its full glory again! -_-" waited too long, bored so weighed myself.....

the last time i did, i was 60.XX going to 61kg... and i STOPPED facing the painful truth.. tat was end last yr / beginning tis yr... and now i weight 54kg... gosh i lost at least 6kg! w/o exercise or dieting... impressive?! i dun think so... considering the fact how i lost weight... and tat i lost my boobs and butts!!! *whines*

today mc again.... gastric cramp like shit... can't even lay straight or stand up... lay on bed till almost 1pm then managed to go see doc. now on a stronger course of medication. and if it doesn't work, i'll have to go do a scope AGAIN!!! aaarrrgghhh..... god pls let tis medication work!!

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Quiz: What Kind of Food Are You?

You Are Japanese Food

Strange yet delicious.

Contrary to common belief, you're not always eaten raw.

What Kind of Food Are You? Quiz. Take this quiz

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

beach resort getaway....

went on a short trip to a beach resort... IN SENTOSA! very short, sat check in, sun check out...

anw, it's the very new siloso beach resort [open in aug]... right at the beach! the building and concept of the resort is nice... they build "around" nature... they actually make holes in the 'tree houses' to accommodate the trees... interesting... heheee.... but it's not fully operational... the place is still "under construction"... and alot of details need to fine tune... their entrance at the beachfront is not "ready", we have to walk thru it, pass the workers... breakfast sucks, far too little variety... overall it's a nice basic resort. and everything is NEW! hehehee.... however, i prob won't wanna pay tat kinda price for it [if not for the promo]...

checked in at 3pm... the room is nice and comfy... toilet very clean! cos think no one use b4! hehee.... but thr's no sun and beach was crowded with ppl playing beach volleyball... so decided to go use the resort pool... quite nice heheee.... but there's a 色辈辈 [DOM] at the pool tat stared at the group of angmoh bikini chicks... and i mean STARE... -_-" i have to get my buddy to shield me from his sight when we leaving the pool...

after shower, went to have sakae sushi.... and it's the MOST empty conveyor sushi belt i've ever saw! it was 7pm and the place is packed. yet there's only 13 plates of sushi on the 20m belt.... yes we were so bored while waiting for our order to come tat we actually counted...

after dinner, we stroll to 7-11 and brought chips and drinks [yes yes alcholol] back to the resort... end up, he was watching soccer and i was doing leg raise! wahahaha....

here's some of the pics we took....

see the "under construction"? it's just next to our room...

the pond is muddy cos of the construction but amazingly there's fishes in it and they survived!!

watching tv and eating chips... after tat then do leg raise... hehehee...








i'm just the smoke screen for my buddy to take pics of the bikini chicks behind me... *cover mouth giggles*

Friday, September 08, 2006

Bday Wishlist....

yes, it's the time of the year again! hehehee... and b4 ppl start headaching wat to get for me, here's some "hints".... *giggles*

1. X-trainers shoes
- co. gonna start kick-boxing lessons [free of cos]! time to get in shape hhahahaa....

2. Brown [pvc or fake leather] bag --- OUT!
- big enuff to use as a overnight bag, but smart casual enuff to bring to work [for kickboxing days] and yet casual enuff to go for short trip! heheee..... can use for my bday trip! *wink* and brown cos ... erm... too much black stuffs? :P

--- paiseh i saw one today at causeway pt and got it for myself! *giggles*

3. ermm... new wallet?
--- GOT IT!
- thanx to kitty and piggy for the new wallet!! hehehee.... :)


4. cardigan...
--- GOT IT!
- actually it's TWO shawls! a grey and a beige... heheee... thanx keisha!


5. and of cos if u wanna sponsor [in parts not whole lah] my upcoming bday trip also can! wahahahahaa.....
- okie tis one abit difficult also... i oledi booked a beach resort.... in SENTOSA! wahahaaaa.... it's the new siloso beach resort, recently opened. will give review after tat.... hehehee....

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Observations: In Bus/Mrt 6.0

some PDAs i've seen and i dun mean the hand comp...

.01

Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way from work

a young guy [abt 16] was walking with his little sis [or so i thot] on the travelator... when suddenly he hug her from behind and kiss her on the cheek!!! nope i'm not TAT conservative but the gal looks like she's wat? 12??!!

shock factor: 4/5

.02
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way from work [actually same trip]

it was a sardine can in the train. suddenly i noticed this couple [teenagers] was hugging so tight... blame the crowd? nope... cos they have their face [or rather mouth] on each other neck forever [or so it seems]... until they come up for air... okie they ain't vampires... *phew*

then the guy put his hands into the gal's sleeves and hug her from within her sch uniform! *blink in unbelief* okie tat's a creative way of hugging...

shock factor: 3.5/5

.03
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way to somewhere [can't rem]

it wasn't crowded, the couple was standing by the door... i was abt to doze off when i notice some strange movement.... oooh the gal is grinding her lower antamony against the guy... i think its call dry humping?! *roll eyes* it was almost X-rated if not of the clothes...

shock factor: 4.5/5

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Observations: In the Bus/Mrt 5.0

.01
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way to work

it's nice to see couples who are loving... taking a stroll, arm in arm; whispering sweet nothings to each other. but please... DON'T do tat during peak hours on the escalators!!!! *roll eyes* there are mortals who need to get to work...

.02
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the home from work [wat else?]

remember the NEL was down, erm... last wk? or was it the wk before? anw.... i thot i won't be affected. I'm heading up not down to harborfront [which was down frm dhoby ghaut]. yet, the platform was CROWDED... and the train takes forever to arrive. the screen din show how many minutes cos it keep showing tat the NEL is down... duh!! as if the irritating every 2 mintues announcement is not enuff.

i understand on highway, if one direction is jammed cos of accident, the other direction will also be slow traffic... cos all the kpo drivers slow down to get "inspiration" for 4D. does this applies to mrt as well??!!

just curious... does every train has a 4-digit number too? hahahahaa...

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

someone called the pollee!!!

i was doing the laundry when thr's a knock on my door... it was my neighbour frm right under my unit. he claimed tat last nite he was waken up by a continuous tapping sound frm my room at 4+ in the morn! he was soooo disturbed tat he called the pollee and he even came up a few times to knock on my door. sorry i was SLEEPING! din hear... and apparently he "talked" to my neighbour abt it too...

he said i should be more considerate... *roll eyes* i told him i have no idea cos i was sleeping, no one is awake... he said he woke up with a headache cos he din get a good nite sleep and this has been happening for the past few days... given his looks and attitude, am i gonna do anything abt it? of cos not!! how could i when i dun even noe wat caused the "tapping"??!! and if u r TAT light a sleeper, sound proof ur damn room! u dun have to call the pollee for something like dat.... harlo??!!! it's not like i'm blasting my hi-fi or playing mahjong at 4am...

anw i highly suspect bubble... must be the new ball i bought for him went under my bed [yes i finally have a bed] and he tried to "scratch" it out and hit the floor with his paws. solution: take away his new toy!

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Quiz: Your Animal Personality Test

Oh deer....

Your Power Animal: Deer

Animal You Were in a Past Life: Panda

You are a fun-seeker - an adventurous, risk-taker.
While you are spontaneous, you are not very rational.


Your Animal Personality Quiz. Take this quiz

Observations: In the Bus/Mrt 4.0

.01
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way home from work

it's peak hours, the train is packed. it's just amazing how ppl can be so "asleep" only w/in 3metres of someone more in need of a seat than u? i was standing beside this aunty in her late 30s, carrying a toddler. who in my opinion need NOT be carried. he is at least 4yrs old and still sucking a pacifier?? *roll eyes*

anw one of the uncle woke up and saw her.. immediately stood up and offered her his seat... yet the aunty din take it! her other elder son [prob 5 or 6] went to take the seat and she told him in hokkien, "don't seat lah! very hot one!!" how "polite"!! the uncle who gave up his seat for u is just standing NEXT to you! and even me with my hokkien limited i understood wat you said!!

which is worse? ppl who pretend to sleep instead of giving up their seats to those who needs it more? or those who ain't appreciative at all? *shake head*

.02
Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the home from work [again]

i was transferring from NSL to NEL.... on one of the connecting escalator, i walked down briskly as usual. then i realised the gal on my left was walking just as fast... not wanting to be walking "parallel" and block the way for ppl behind, i walk abit faster... and she walked even faster! it almost seems like a race.... ridiculous! but once off the escalator, i walked off leaving her behind me... nope i din run.... i just happened to have longer legs than she! *evil chuckles*

.03
Mode of Transport: Mrt [still...]
Time of Travel: On the way home from work [again??!!]

this aunty was in front of me at the fare gate, and she stood there staring at it for a good 3 sec [count 1 thousand, 2 thousand, 3 thousand] and "bong"!!! even with my mp3 on, i could hear that! the display said "tap card" not play "snap card"! the reader ain't TAT insensitive tat we have to snap our ezlink card on it....

wat can i say? amazing ppl i see on our public transport... hehehee.....

Friday, June 02, 2006

Letter from HR....

on 1st June [aka yest] i was given a letter by my HR manager.... and i was CONFIRMED!!! heheee... probation is OVER!!! *dances ard*

i was kinda worried that my probation will be extended or worse, i'll be terminated cos i keep falling sick... and my butt AIN'T helping -_-"

so end tis mth i'll get my new pay and i can clear my last credit card bill... after tat i'll do plastic surgery liao! [cut up my card once and for all]....

Thursday, May 25, 2006

leaving the operation theatre, luffing.....

yes you read the title correct.... tis actually happened to me! nope i din derived extreme joy from being cut on my butt, but something else did...

i was awakened frm the anesthesia or was it cos of the voice of the uncle next to me, i'm not too sure... we were being "rested" in a temp ward in the ops room. he actually pull out the strap to measure our blood pressure and the clip tat measure our heart beat cos it was too "tight"... he keep complaining and giving the nurses a tough time. the male nurse told him, he can't released him back to the ward if he doesn't co-operate....

"I dun care! i wanna go back NOW! i know how to go back..."
"give me back my hp!"
"your colleague took my hp and i want it back now!" [valuables are kept with the staff while we go for op]
"you all stole my hp, i wanna make a police report!"
"I wanna call the police and catch all of you!"

when one is sick, he either become very grouchy or in this case a big baby... it was getting hilarious....

nurse: "okie, let me take ur 'thumb print'. later the police will come and catch YOU..." [clip on his finger to check heart beat]
"yes the police is coming, i called them already."
"this is your 'watch' [id tag], have to wear"
"i check your ear okie? so later police ask u qns, you can hear..." [temperature taken via the ear]
"the other ear no need to check, one ear can hear can liao..."

the coaxing was hilarious!!! too bad i was taken back to the ward b4 he was done.... yes my nurse said, i'm the 1st patient she see leaving the operation theatre laughing.... waahahhahaaaa.....

sidenote: i was given a jab of morphine cos of the pain... and my body reacted!!! itchy all over and some little rashes appear..... okie i can nvr be a drug addict :P

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Pain in the ass .... AGAIN!

i can't believe it... i just got "discharged" officially by SGH on 4th may... and now it recurred! stupid "pimple"!!! doc did said it may recurred but nvr have i thot it would be so soon.... tis time i getting admitted b4 it grew to 6x10"!! hopefully it will heal faster.... the bad part of it [beside the obvious] is tat i may lose my secretary job.... called back to talk to my big boss and she went, "it would be difficult".... damn!!!

it is supposedly not to be uncommon with women of more "mature" age.... yes i'm getting OLD!!!

read abt abscess here...

till then... i'll be out of action for a while.... :(

Saturday, May 13, 2006

incredible conversation....

A says:
u live alone now?
tare says:
with a housemate
A says:
i see
A says:
u live how many room??
tare says:
executive
A says:
how many ppl living with u??
tare says:
1 lor
tare says:
told u housemate liao.. it's singular wat
A says:
total how many ppl living there?
tare says:
is thr something wrong with ur maths or english?
tare says:
i live with my housemate.... 1+1 = ??
A says:
2

it's a incredibly stoopid conversation....

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Accident-prone weekend...

accident 01- friday nite
was at the pub... some customers were fooling around and knock over couple pitchers of mixer.... the floor was then mopped... but being on tile, the floor was still slippery and wet.... i walked pass it and *bang* i was on the floor! landed on my right knee and i couldn't get up... tat very instance, i can feel bruise gonna appear... and sure enuff, next morn i saw a HUGE red bruise [2x3 inches] on my knee... and tat is not including the two smaller ones next to it which i din rub on... cos it was oledi too painful... i rather take the pain by instalments.... -_-"

accident 02 - saturday nite
still at the same pub... i was clearing the ashtrays during closing... holding a stack of it, i turn ard and trip over the sofa stool.... *piang* and i broke half the stack!!! i got up and wanted to clear the mess when my colleagues and a customer stopped me... they said i'm bleeding! i look at my hands... shit,i am!!! 3 fingers got cut and i was forced to bury my hands in a bucket of ice... which make them all numb and the whole bucket red -_-" losing tat much of blood makes me giddy and faint.... shit!!!

Thursday, May 04, 2006

I've got FRINGE!!!

after many years of being "fringe-less", i finally have one! hehehe.....

no choice lah.. my hair very stubborn... when i was schooling, my friend complain she must gel her fringe to make it stand... i told her, i have to gel it to make it come down! -_-"

with not-so-new technology [aka rebonding], i finally can have fringe... and of cos this is all thanks to govt for sponsoring me! hehehee.... now i'm officially broke!!

quite a good deal tho'... $207 for rebonding including free haircut and a treatment... i'm soooooo happy! *cover mouth giggles*

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Bubble's New Look

today my friend sent him back... after a long "holiday" from me.... i was happy to see him. lively, bubbly as ever... he made mad dashes ard the house... but of cos he tired out in a while.... hehehee....

he's recovering from his mite and skin problem well... but still needed some special care like daily medication and twice weekly medical bath.

the thing is my friend won't be housing him till i get someone to adopt him. i have no idea how to take care of him alone. he'll be left alone by himself at least 12 hrs when i go work. ie if i rush home immediately after work! i was at a lost... yes i said "was"....

one of the kind soul i was yakking with is willing to adopt him. mms him his pic and he like him... who won't? he so cute hehee..... mon he'll be coming to take bubble away. and i won't be able to see him till bubble's adjusted to him as the new owner....

on 1 hand i'm glad he found a owner who will love him and knows how to take care of him well [this guy got lotsa experiences in owning dogS]... yet i will miss him... bubble, mummy so sorry i have to let u go... please live happily and healthy... i'll see you again soon *muack*

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Observations: In the Bus/Mrt 3.0

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Mode of Transport: Mrt
Time of Travel: On the way home from chinatown

the train was rather empty... this young chap [not more than early 20s] came in and lean against the other door [aka not the one tat's opening]. as i was seated at the corner on the opposite row, i can't help but to notice his sloppiness. from standing to sitting, to almost lay full flat on the floor... his eyes were shut, earphones on, oblivious to the stares he's getting from the not-so-many commuters around.

approaching the terminal station, the announcement came that this train will no longer be in service and that all passengers are to alight from the train. he was still sleeping.... the train finally stopped and the doors opened. some quickly moved out, ignoring the still sleeping guy by the door.

i went over and tapped him on his shoulder.... no response. i took off his earphone and called him... no response. an uncle seeing this came over and shook his legs.... still no response. we have no choice by to leave cos none of us wanna a ride to the train depot. the door closed...

unable to see any station staff on the platform, i went up to the station control to inform the staff. a lady was ahead of me in this. after given the assurance that they have a staff down at the platform now to check it out, the mini audience left... an old aunty commented, he must have taken some "drug"... be it she meant pharmaceutical or otherwise, i have no idea....

seriously, can sleep until like this??!!

Monday, April 17, 2006

1st Day of My New Job!

Never had an admin job before... i must say it's really different from wat i was used to. and being a secretary in a law firm?! [yes i can hear ppl luff until drop off chair]... being in the creative industry all along, it was casual and relaxing [working environment]... is all offices so quiet and conservative? :P

but so far so good... 1st day as usual nothing much to do... shouldn't be a problem coping with the work... only possible problem is that i might fall asleep at my desk, esp after lunch... hehehee... colleagues seems okie... of cos it helps that wendy is around :D paiseh today i lightbulb ur lunch date with ur darling heehee.....

ps: i was told the only other smoker in the office is my direct boss... gosh!!! -_-"

pps: i just found out i can't fit into my office pants!!!! shit!!!! i thot i put on weight, but the pants is now too loose.... i was TAT fat??!!! anw, the problem now lays with i have only one skirt to wear to work!!! aarrrgghhh..... hopefully my other skirt top with shawl can't tell it's too casual.... *pray hard hard*

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Pain in the ASS... ... literally!

i was in hospital for a week cos of a pimple went REALLY bad... ... ... on my butt -_-" it grew to a lump of 10x6cm in less than 3 days and caused me much pain... ended up in hospital to do a minor surgery... i have never let my butt been seen by so many people in just a week.... gosh.... kinda like my butt was on exhibition...

everyday i have to survive thru flushing [they put a tube into my OPEN wound] by very very very rough china nurses... and once a student nurse who was observing [see i told u my butt was on exhibition], ask the nurse if she can try... i told the nurse i dun want any student to TOUCH me! harlo???!! it's MY butt okie!

anw, now that i'm discharged, i still have to go to the clinic to do my dressing everyday for about ONE month! thank goodness polyclinic only charges $4 per dressing... i went to a private clinic on sun and it cost me $21!!!! *faints* not as if it's TAT difficult or i need any medication or special cream from them [i brought along my own cream prescribed by the polyclinic]... kill people put fire sia!!!

Many thanks [part 2]

I've moved in, hospitalised and discharged!
this is a cont'd of my previous thank u list....
  • Bear for helping me to move on the actual day... i'm so sorry to make u carry all those stuffs... is ur back okie? :P
  • Erijazz for fixing the table; changing the lightbulb in my bathroom; fixing up my pc and most importantly took care of bubble while i was in hospital [details coming up in next entry]... i won't be able to rest in peace if it ain't for u!
  • Fiona for the chairs, fridge etc etc etc [the stuffs u pass me too long to list out]... oh and the mahjong set! heheehe.....
  • Kitty for accompanying me to the hospital... i would have freak out w/o u being there....
  • Safia and everyone who came visit me in hospital... thanks for ur visits, books and magazines, else i would have been bored to death...
  • [reserved in case i remember who i left out] :D

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

What do you think of me, honestly?

Please tell me wat do you think of me by filling up a simple survey. All you have to do is click on 5-6 words that you think describe me... easy? :P

This is a different one from the previous [
click here], this one u have to tell me wat's negative abt me.... dun worry, i'm not EVIL! wahahahaa.....

An Eventful Day ...

I'm So Proud of Myself
those who know me well, knows that i can only do tis amt of housework before i start wheezing and looking like i'm gonna pass out. Yest i actually washed & mopped the master bedroom, 2 bathrooms, living & dinning hall, study area.... 2x with cleaning agent, once with water... ALL BY MYSELF!!! such pride comes with a huge price tho... my hands are peeling, my arm is aching, my back feels like it gonna break soon.... *stretch* OUCH!!!

First Night
Yest was the 1st night i spend at the new place. as i foresee, i was dead tired after the cleaning, plus i got mattress to sleep on. however, i was so bored [w/o tv or comp] tat i actually was tempted to mop flr AGAIN! maybe the house is too empty. noises [door opening and closing, toilet flushes] from other units seem to keep echoing in my unit! i have to get up a couple of times to check -_-" and yes, early morn i know i NEED curtains... the morn noise of the estate [tho not fully occupied] and sun is enuff to wake me up at 7+! can't imagine wat happened when i move in and work nite...

p.s. my neighbour has 2 children... and gosh! they are NOISY! esp. when they return from school in the afternoon... -_-"

Many Thanks
I need to thank so many of u....
  • Kitty for accompanying me to buy lights; got me a electrical tower fan, a electrical pan, electrical hot plate cooker and a table lamp...
  • Xmen for accompanying me to buy [AND carry] coffee table (for my comp), dining table, beddings... and reminding me i need ashtray hehehee....
  • Erijazz for helping me to install the lights; and even put up curtain railings for me. Yah i actually thot i dun need curtains hehehee...
  • David for sponsoring me the wardrobe, which look so nice in my white bedroom now hehehe...
  • Kitt for sponsoring the mattress [nevermind abt the bedframe, the fan is just nice height w/o it anyway]; and helping me to transport the wardrobe over... such a hunk hehehe....
and there are many more to come.... i'll add onto the list after i move in on sun. *ahem* for those who wish to volunteer to help me move/clean, please sms me! hehehee....

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Pub Encounter 2.0

Mic louder please!
of cos we dun expect every customer to sing like a superstar.... but if u r totally tone-deaf, can't catch up with the rthymn [read: u sing after the word passes] please do us all a favor. don't sing at the top of ur voice and demand ur mic to be louder!!! better yet, dun sing.... -_-"

also, it's either analog ON or OFF... we can't just on the analog softly so tat u can figure out how to sing the song... if u know of any ktv tat can do tat, please let me know.... *roll eyes*

Hand in Pocket
the back pocket of my jeans is for ME to put my hp or stick my own hand in. so get ur hand OUT!!! this idiot stick his hand in while i was playing dice with his friend. my normal reaction? turn ard give him a tight slap! but ooops he's customer i can't do tat... so i walked off. too mild? not bitchy enuff?

anw, i've been given permission to retaliate any idiot who tries to be funny... so do it at ur own risk! *claws out*

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Quiz : What Kind of Mythical Creature are You?

You Would Be A Fallen Angel

INFO: A Fallen Angel is an angel that has been exiled or banished from Heaven. Often such banishment is a punishment for disobeying or rebelling against God.

YOUR WORDS:
Outcast
Wanderer

Misbehaver


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Friday, March 03, 2006

Shit does happen..... Again!

For the 2nd time, i've been issued a warning to send my dog away or he'll be send to SPCA. well this is just a prelude to sending ME away i guess. so i've decided to move out before people chase me out... yes i know my flat is vacant and unrenovated, but what the heck? now all i need is...
  1. Lights for kitchen, bathroom and 1 master bedroom... the rest can ignore rite?
  2. Heater? i wonder if i can just install those electric ones, cheaper mah.... if not i'll just bath cold water lah...
  3. Mattress or a sofa bed...
  4. Chest of drawers to keep my clothes... can't afford a wardrobe at the moment...
good thing is one of my gfs can lend me her fridge and washing machine till she buy her own flat... and if possible, may move in with me too. only concern was her bf is a malay and i have a dog at home. bad thing? well i have no $$ to get anything! damn!!

yes i'm moving on, with or without him... i can't wait around forever for someone who won't do anything or bother to... this part time job will pay me much but it's better than nothing, and most importantly i dun have to beg. if i can't get a proper job, i might just cont'd on with this. what other job would allow me to sleep till noon, drink & smoke when working? i know it's not a good permanent solution... but there's only so much i can handle at a time... despite drinking almost every nite, i'm having my insomnia again....

and yup this is a rare posting of my personal life....

Sunday, February 26, 2006

What do you think of me?

Please tell me wat do you think of me by filling up a simple survey. All you have to do is click on 5-6 words that you think describe me... easy? :P

p.s. vocabulary is limited tho'.... there's not "bitchy" in the list! hahahaha....

Pub Encounters 1.0

For those who know I've started part timing as a waitress at a ktv pub, these are some of the stuffs i encounter and see... for those who din know, well now u do! heheeheee....

Gal in Gents
Either the gal went to the wrong toilet, or she was urgent and the ladies was occupied, she ended up in the cubicle inside the gents. one of the customers [guy] went in to use the urinal. and apparently he got "seen" when the gal came out and walked pass him.

normally, there's nothing to blog abt. except this guy got so upset that he was "seen", a fight almost broke out!

amazing... i wonder, is it really tat a big deal? i've seen guys in the ladies at pubs [i was inside], and none of the gals kicked a fuss or even get the bouncer to throw him out or anything... guys, tell me issit such a big issue?? [pun NOT intended]

p.s. it's a decent ktv pub, NOT a ktv... i'm a waitress NOT a hostress... -_-"

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Nonsensical Poem: 1, 2, 3 Skip

One, Two, Three, Four
I tumble and fall...
Five, Six, Seven, Eight
Think I broke a leg...
Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve
Slowly killing myself...
Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen
The air is getting thin...
Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen
My head is starting to spin...
Nineteen, Twenty
I'll skip until i'm skinny!!!

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Lovey Dovey..... not!

A day where women get all excited and men get all stressed out; where lovers celebrate with love & kisses and singles threaten to murder cupid. Yes it's Valentine's Day... again!

Altho' i have not celebrated this day for years [this is what happened when you get married], this day still bring a tingle of sadness. No flowers, no candlelight dinner... in fact, my SO is not around. Thank God for singles friend!!! Oops, of cos i wish he'll get a proper valentine date rather than hang out with a fat, old aunty.... but thanks to him, i didn't have to celebrate it with bubble.....

compared to my usual boring days stuck at home, today is quite eventful... i even got a valentine present!!! but u'll never guess wat it is ---- a skipping rope!!! yes this fat panda needs some exercise... it used to be so easy to skip, but just now i tried 30 skips and i'm perspiring!! panda is more suited for rolling than jumping afterall... sigh....

p.s. bubble go away, i'm trying to exercise!!! and nope this is not YOUR toy! -_-"

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Quiz: How Adnormal Are You?

You Are 36% Adnormal

You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.


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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

龟兔赛跑

听说过龟兔赛跑的故事吧? 第一次乌龟赢了。。。兔子不服气,要再比赛一次。这次,它们请了它们的朋友--- 猪来做裁判。这次你说是谁赢?


答案稍候揭晓。。。

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Quiz: What is Your True Color?

Your True Color is Red.

Your color is red, the color of racy sportscars, blushing cheeks, and luscious roses. Red symbolizes passion, romance, and love. So, since you're ruled by red, you probably trust your feelings more than your brain and tend to act spontaneously. If you see something you want, you go for it without thinking twice — impulsive is your middle name. You don't wait around for people to make decisions, either; you dive right in. Quite the romantic, you pay close attention to your emotions. In fact, if your heart isn't in what you're doing, you won't be satisfied. Of course, even when you do pour all your energy into the projects you tackle, your impetuous nature means your passions can shift as frequently as the wind. That's why some reds have trouble with commitment. Our advice? Next time you're feeling fickle, think before you act, if possible. You might be surprised at the results. Overall, though, it's great to be red. No one lives life more completely than you do.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

help not appreciated...

maybe they are really concerned.... or maybe they just can't stand me being at home all the time... yes i'm jobless at the moment... yes i ask THEIR son for money, but hey tat's MY hubby too....

i'm home all the while doesn't mean i ain't doing anything to get a job.... and it definitely doesn't mean tat i need their help! esp. when they apparently have NO idea of wat industry i am in.... and their "help" is NOT appreciated cos....
  • i'm NOT interested in being a sales gal in a shopping mall!
  • i'm NOT interested in being an clerk to process orders!!
  • and i'm NOT interested in going to study to be a nurse!!!
pls leave me alone..... -_-"

Monday, January 02, 2006

2005 is over....

HAPPY 2006! this is a belated entry of my blog.... 2005 is finally over, and i ended it with a bang [literally]...

on a fateful day [21st dec 2005], i had a fall.... yes this fat old clumsy aunty fall down! i just got out of the lift and i slip and fell. my right shin went against the edge of the cement pavement! it was so damn painful tat i squatted thr for few minutes.... there was a guy right behind me... and seeing i fell down, he made a detour and walk off!!! wat is this mah??!! whr's compassion? whr's 风度? i had to wait till i can bear the pain to move b4 i staggered back home.... sign....

below is the pic of my wound.... yes it's rather gross, so dun scroll down if u haven't eaten... *evil chuckles*


with antiseptic cream...

change to anaflex powder...

and the wound dries up, leaving the scalp and bruises beneath....