Saturday, December 17, 2005

Quiz: The Personality Defect Test

Schoolyard Bully
You are 0% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Schoolyard Bully! You focus more on feelings than rationality, and thus tend to be driven by your emotions. You are probably easy to anger or annoy, for instance. You are also an extrovert who wouldn't mind having a lot of attention, although you may not always get it. Another character trait you possess is your brutality, manifested by the fact that you tend to be aggressive and do not care about the well-being of others. Also, you exhibit signs of humility, leading one to conlude that you are actually insecure, because very few people are truly humble AND brutal. Thus, like any schoolyard bully, you seek constant attention for yourself and have no issues with administering beatings because you are quite emotional and easy to upset. Not only that, but your insecurity may be a prime motivation for your brutality. As psychologists have noted, most schoolyard bullies only pick on others because they have a negative self-image. This could possibly be true of you. In short, your personality defects are your brutality, extroversion, irrationality, and your possible insecurity. Go pick on someone your own size!

To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Haughty Intellectual. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)


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Woman makes me suffocate 0.1

currently reading this book <<女人让我缺氧>> [loosely translated as subject title]... written by a man about his observations and interpretations of woman. amusing book. in it, there's one very interesting chapter.... 我没有衣服穿! [i have no clothes to wear!]

sounds familar? yes, most if not all women has said this often... of cos when we do, we dun mean that we are walking ard naked, so guys get tat pic out of ur head! hehehee.... it simply means, we dun have the appropriate/new/not seen wore more than 3x by the same ppl within the same month to wear for the occasion. and yes it doesn't matter if the clothes in our wardrobe [walk-in or not] is enuff to open a boutique... see, we need skirts: mini, knee length, above knee length, ankle long, flr sweeping long.... pants: shorts, tapered pants, bell bottom, 3/4, jeans... top: u sure u want me to list all out??!! heehhee... and not forgetting different materials, colors and cuttings....

next wk i got a wedding dinner to attend... and guess wat? i have no clothes to wear! wahahhahhaa......

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Thursday, December 08, 2005

怕不怕?

最近有一首个很红,有中英版,有小鸡青蛙和卡通人物版... 我指的是郭美美的"不怕不怕"... 少了她的勇气我只能唱.........

看见蟑螂
我很怕很怕啦
它神出鬼没呀
我很怕很怕很怕啦

长着翅膀
我很怕很怕啦
它总是到处飞
我很怕很怕很怕啦

蟑螂很强 毫无禁忌 到处乱飞 蟑螂我怕怕
[mai-a he mai-a hu mai-a ho mai-a ha ha]

没杀虫剂
我很怕很怕啦
有也喷不到它
我很怕很怕很怕啦

老公回来
我不怕不怕啦
一脚踏死它呀
我不怕不怕不怕啦

蟑螂再强 没他腿前 一命呜呼 蟑螂说 bye bye
[mai-a he mai-a hu mai-a ho mai-a ha ha]

诗词: 寒流



寒风刺骨 感冒入侵
包裹在被窝里
仍然颤抖不停
鼻涕直流 忙找纸巾
夜里频打喷嚏
辗转美梦难形
一早醒来 猛然发现
身旁一座山丘
团团的白纸巾
耳边冒然响起
一首怀旧老歌
"卖馄饨~~呀~卖呀卖~馄饨
卖~~~馄饨..."

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Observations: In the Bus/Mrt 2.02

hey i'm back!! anyone miss me? hehehee.... here's my latest observation, only one lah... lately haven't been going out :P

.01

Mode of Transport: Bus
Time of Travel: On the way to meet FL client

a guy in his 20s sitting adjacent of me. suddenly, he pull out his tee's collar and SNEEZED... into his tee! yes i do appreciate his consideration of not spreading the virus ard... but isn't tis erm... abit too "self-sacrificing?" and not to mention gross?? errkkss......

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Observations: In the Bus/Mrt 2.01

.01
Mode of Transport: Bus
Time of Travel: On the way to work

I was sitting on the upper deck of the bus when a group of students [yes "O" levels is over!] boarded. Suddenly a loud "thud" sound and one of the boys went "ouch"! follows by uproars of laughter.... apparently one of the boys come up to the upper deck and hit the roof!

maybe i'm not tat tall... but won't people automatically slouch abit or lower their head when getting unto the upper deck? is tat the 1st time he got on the upper deck?? or he suddenly grown 3inches overnite?? maybe the tall people can comment on this.. hehehee....

.02
Mode of Transport: Bus
Time of Travel: On the way to work

This is what i heard a little boy sang in the bus....

“蓝只老虎,蓝只老虎,跑得怪、跑得怪。一只没有眼睛,一只没有尾巴,真奇怪,真奇怪。。。”
"A~ B~ C~ D~ E~ F~ chee~ ... H~ I~ J~ K~ M-O M-O P~~ .... Q~ R~ S~ D~ U~ V~ .... double-U~ X~ Y and Z~...."

his mum did not correct him, nor stop him from repeatedly sang his mistake for the whole bus to hear.... *scratch head*

Monday, November 21, 2005

诗词:话别

与我说话 你感害怕
非我强悍 是你懦弱
我虽火爆 但非卑鄙
小人之心 是我所缺
君子之腹 你无法度
口中诚信 空说无用
满口承诺 已不想听
一切到此 再见无期

Thursday, November 17, 2005

When enuff is enuff....

i'll be "offline" from next wk onwards till i settle my pc at home... till then, take care folks!!

i'll be back!! wahahahahaa......

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Quiz: What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

Your Hair Should Be White.

Classy, stylish, and eloquent.
You've got a way about you that floors everyone you meet.

What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color? Take this quiz

Monday, November 14, 2005

Quiz: What's Your Pizza Personality?

I'm no Vegetarian tho....

Upscale and trendy.
You're the most likely to go for a gourmet pizza.
You have impeccable taste in everything.
You truly enjoy the finer things in life.

What's Your Pizza Personality? Take this quiz

Observations: In the Bus/Mrt 1.01

since i've been rather broke, i've been taking bus/mrt to and from work. so i've decided to blog abt certain things i've observed and encountered. some pretty gross, some pretty weird.... hopefully this help me to be more observant and erm... less blur??!! [i said hopefully lah]

.01
Mode of Transport: MRT
Time of Travel: Peak hours after work

Fortunately i got a seat. but soon it came to my senses that i was not TAT fortunate.... one seated beside me has a severe case of BO, and the one on my other side was marinated in cologne!! should any one fart there and then, i would flop over, foaming in my mouth..... -_-"

.02
Mode of Transport: Bus
Time of Travel: After dinner, ard 10pm

Over dinner i was still telling my friend abt how once i was in a crowded bus. the guy who sat down beside me sat with his legs w---i---d---e---- open. i nearly paste myself onto the window just to "avoid" him. even using my bag to push against him doesn't work. he pretended to sleep and keep nodding his head over...

and after more than a decade, this thing happened to me again!!! only difference, this is not a guy, but a BUTCH! -_-" it's not as if she has anything between her legs that she can't close it u know... and as if that is not enuff, she put her laptop bag [which was on her lap] by her side and pushes over to me even more. by now i'm half a butt out! she won, i changed seat at the next available chance....

.03
Mode of Transport: Bus
Time of Travel: After work, on the way to dinner.

The bus was pretty empty.... i sat on an aisle seat. there's another aisle seat and 2 other seats empty in front of me. an aunty boarded and stand by the seat in front of me and smiled at me politely. 1st thot: do i know her? negative. she stood there smiling at me for 10sec! i shifted into the window seat and she sat down beside me! -_-" harlo aunty!!! there's so many empty seats ard, why must make me move? and i alighted before her and have to squeeze past her....

Day Trip to JB

Yest went in JB with a friend. Had good and cheap lunch, and off to City Square we went for shopping!! end up: i bought a pair of sandals at RM$19.90 and have a hair cut at RM$45!!! *happy happy* next month i'm going in to either color or digital perm my hair!!! [depends on how much length my hair grow, it's pretty short tis time].... anyone wanna go together? heheehee....

after a sumptuous dinner we headed back to SG. and we were stuck at the custom for 1+hrs!!! i almost died in the queue cos i urgently needed the restroom.... restroom at whr we eat was, well.... erm.... no thank u!

good thing abt shopping in JB, it's cheap.. well at least certain stuffs and the advantage of the exchange rates. bad thing? the jam IN and OUT... plus issit me? or is the air thr smell diff?? -_-"

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Quiz: The Animal Personality Test

Your Power Animal: Deer

Animal You Were in a Past Life: Panda

You are a fun-seeker - an adventurous, risk-taker.
While you are spontaneous, you are not very rational.

The Animal Personality Test? Take this quiz

Nonsensical Poem #3: The Silent Killer

The door closes,
All eyes are on the row
Of numbers
Taking turns to glow.

Without warning,
The silent killer emerges,
Spreading its poison
Among the group of strangers.

The lady in powersuit,
Her thick layer of rouge
Fails to conceal
Her face that is turning blue.

One after another,
Sting by the poison,
Uneasy rufflings
As impatience rises.

With stoic faces,
Pretending it's absence,
Dignity of the guilty
Temporarily protected.

The door opens,
Victims scramble out
Gasping for air,
Fresh air of freedom.

Monday, October 24, 2005

歌词:忽然觉得我好想你。。。

爱好奇怪总在夜里澎湃
心一旦开思念满怀
爱好无奈言语说不明白
心安静不下来

忽然觉得我好想你
忽然渴望拥抱你
祗可惜今夜在我怀里
祗有思念和回忆

忽然觉得我好想你
忽然担心永远失去你
着忧郁写满在夜里

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今天不知何故脑海里不停播放着这首歌。。。

Thursday, October 20, 2005

诗词:他说。。。

他说,
我把我的姓氏送给你,
在你的证件上
抹不去。

他说,
我无法让自己更爱你,
你已比我生命
更珍稀。

他说,
我日夜忙碌疯狂工作,
只为让你舒适
无忧虑。

他说,
我出国公干不停来回,
疲惫身心只求
耳根静。

他说,
交际应酬是工作需要,
何必不断唠叨
惹人恼。

他说,
当空中飞人疲惫不堪,
家仍然最温暖
请等我

她低头不语。。。

Insulting "Compliment"...

A: "I was surprised when i saw you..."
me: "why?"
A: "I never know you are a 潘金莲..."
wat the &$%#!!!
after several "orh, yah, watever" from me, he finally noticed my coldness....
A: "are you angry with me? did i say something wrong?"
me: "you have any idea who is 潘金莲?"
A: "she's a beauty rite? alot of guys chase after her one lor...."
*piak forehead*
me: "she tried to seduce her own husband's brother but failed. and end up in an adultery with a rich man in town."
me: "you have just call me a slut...."
*eyes rolls until pulau ubin*......

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

New toy~~~~

On a happier note, i finally upgrade my phone!! thanks to the one who gave me the phone voucher for my bday! *hugz*

my old t610 trade-in value is only $50!!!! kaoz.... oooh well nvm, at least i got rid of it and got myself a new mobile! so far so good, tho need more time to get used to the interface. and the keypad ain't tat easy to use cos of my nails.... now i just have to get nice cute ringtones and wallpapers again.... and a phone sock to keep it "protected".... :D

Sleep talking.....

Yest woke up angry for nothing... here's the story: the nite before called hubby at 11pm. He was outside and on the way back to his hotel (overseas), said he'll call me back in 30mins. But soon after i fell asleep and woke up feeling upset cos he din call!!! grr~~~~~

next day (aka yest) late afternoon called to scold him.... end up he said he did called. and i did answered. Not with the "uhm.. yah... orh..." but apparently, i answered and replied him "intelligently" with full sentences, asking him to call me the next day. i even gave him goodnite kiss!! i have to check my call records to confirm, yup i did picked up his call.... and i totally have no recollection of it!!!

damn! tis is not the 1st time i did tis.... i ever answered a call while i was sleeping. set up time/place to meet my friend... end up when she called at the time of appointment, scolded me cos i was still at home! i totally have no recollection that i answer her call..... so if any of you call me while i'm sleeping, even when i ans in full sentences, pls sms me if it's important.... :P

Friday, October 14, 2005

心情不明。。。

最近心情不明,但到底是不明朗还是不明确我也搞不清。是因我又老了,还是工作不顺利?是因身体欠佳,还是我胡思乱想?老公不在身边的日子越来越长。从当初自由的喜悦到如今孤独的忧伤,心情起伏地令人疲惫。

肚泻+失眠+情绪低落=越来越像熊猫的我!

我能想到的解决方法:炒老板鱿鱼+放假旅行去!!!哈哈哈!

又在做梦的熊猫。。。

[for those who can't read chinese, sorry only have the mood to write in chinese lah....]

Friday, October 07, 2005

Quiz: Which of the 4 Sex & the City Gals Are You?

You scored as Samantha Jones.
Your Samantha Jones! Your a power driven woman, with sex never too far off mind. You tend to get a little distant with your friends sometimes, but you just have a different way of handling situations. You know who wears the pants in your reltaionships with men. Your the life of the party, and god dammit no one will tell you different!

Samantha Jones
67%
Carrie Bradshaw
60%
Charlotte York
53%
Miranda Hobbs
13%


Which of the 4 Sex & the City Gals Are You? Take this quiz

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

做了手脚。。。

last nite went do "hand leg" with kitty.... *happy happy* i referring to mani- and pedicure lah! hehehee....

yes it's true, when we look good we feel good.... seeing our toes and fingers wiggling in pretty colors has a happy effect on our soul... if there is such thing as retail therapy [and YES there is!], there's also the pampering therapy...

too bad tis happy mood soon broken by work.... -_-"

*stares at pretty nails to regain happy mood*

Monday, October 03, 2005

Quiz: Most Comprehensive X-Men Personality Quiz 2.0

You scored as Iceman.

Iceman is a very powerful but volitile X-man. His ego and reluctance to follow orders means that he often clashes with Cyclops. Despite being immature sometimes, he's very popular with the ladies and is an extremely powerful X-Man. Powers: Can lower the temperature in areas around him. Basically, he has a near limitless ability to freeze things and make massive amounts of ice.

Iceman
80%
Emma Frost
75%
Rogue
70%
Storm
60%
Jean Grey
60%
Wolverine
50%
Colossus
45%
Cyclops
45%
Gambit
45%
Beast
30%
Nightcrawler
10%


Most Comprehensive X-Men Personality Quiz 2.0. Take this quiz

Friday, September 30, 2005

Wrong number!!

my mobile keep ringing last nite... i can't believe how stupid a guy can be! oops, it ain't meant to be sexist remark... but how could one keep dialing the wrong number?!

1st time....
man: "喂, ah lang har?"
me: "huh? sorry you've got the wrong number..."

2nd time....
man: "喂, ah lang?"
me: "对不起,你打错了..."

3rd time....
man: "喂喂? ah lang?"
me: "uncle, 你到底听不听得懂什么是打错了?"

yup.... i ain't known for my patience.... especially for stupid people....

the funny part is, hubby had a sudden burst of humor... he said i should tell him, "ah lang bor, ah long ai mai?" hehehee.....

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Quiz: The Real You

Here is the analysis:

  • You've got great self-confidence and you're full of charm. Most guys who get to know you will be attracted to you. You are far from sweet and proper; your intriguing personality fascinates them. Most guys find it easy to fall for a girl like you.
  • You don't really care about other people's feelings. You do things the way you want and usually think only about yourself. You are easy-going and love to have fun, but you can be irresponsible as well. You are not keen on serious discussions because they can make you remember that life isn't always about parties.
  • You are a bright, cheerful and bubbly person. You are thoughtful and considerate, and like to have fun. Everybody feels comfortable around you because of your pleasant nature. When you walk into a room, people's eyes are likely to be drawn to you because of your charm.
  • Your peers think of you as a fun person, but sometimes you can be a little irresponsible. You can be somewhat childish, and can try to ignore the fact that you will one day need to really grow up and be a mature adult! Perhaps you could start reading good books; they might help you look at the world in a different light. You do want to be taken seriously, right?
  • Your boyfriend believes that you are a strong and independent person. Your confidence and cheerfulness make you an attractive person to be around, but sometimes you need to pay more attention to what other people, including your boyfriend, are thinking.
    The Real You? Take this quiz
  • Quiz: Get to Know Yourself Better


    Your view on yourself:
    You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

    The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
    You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

    Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
    You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

    The seriousness of your love:
    You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

    Your views on education
    You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.

    The right job for you:
    You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

    How do you view success:
    You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

    What are you most afraid of:
    You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

    Who is your true self:
    You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.
    Get to Know Yourself Better? Take this quiz

    Wednesday, September 28, 2005

    the strangest topic --- menopause!

    it must be cos my bday.... yest was at a bookstore and saw tis book entitled, "what to do when your hormone goes haywire at 40?" i was shocked!! meaning wat? menopause is at 40??!! gosh, dun tell me my factory haven't gone into production and it starting to close down liao?! -_-"

    back to office, and found tis online....

    When Does Menopause Happen?
    For most women, natural menopause occurs between the ages of 45 and 55, with the average age of onset being 51.4 years of age. In rare instances, menopause can occur as early as the 30's or as late as the 60's. Menopause is considered premature if it occurs before the age of 40, or artificial if radiation exposure, chemotherapeutic drugs, or surgery induces it. Other factors that may contribute to the early onset of menopause include a history of smoking, poor nutrition, a co-existing medical condition, or even a traumatic experience.

    yes i'm getting depressed...... in another 10 yrs or so and i'll be preparing for menopause?! *whines*

    Monday, September 26, 2005

    a big thank you!!!

    starting from last nite at the strike of midnite, my mobile starts to beep with new smses. thanks to all the gals and guys who actually remember my bday!!! thanks for all the smses and even the wake up call of well wishes... i'm so touched *blush*

    friends who i've lost touch for a while... either both too busy and my sec sch gf who changed her no. no wonder no response frm her when i sms her on HER bday :P and whoa~~~~ she's expecting her 2nd son!! times flies ya? hmm...... *check mirror for wrinkles*

    ooh well, i'll update on these 2 days of HOLIDAY i have with hubby when i get back to office.... i'm actually now at a cybercafe cause hubby needs to work -_-"

    Wednesday, September 21, 2005

    All i want for birthday is....... .... ...

    every year the gals will ask me this qns, and i seriously dunnoe how to ans!!! -_-"

    okie okie.. gifts i can think of at the moment [money not included]

    • mobile phone voucher --- need to change my stupid phone tat has a state-of-the-art auto-restart function
    • teddy/panda bear --- my mashi maro need to be replaced, ear dropping out hahahaha....
    • key chain --- the levi's metal tag can't seem to hold all the keys for 3 flats (current, new and mum's)....
    • tummy trim --- yes i'm getting desperate over my middle kingdom!

    Monday, September 19, 2005

    Creepy~~~

    my colleague (female) just came back from toilet and told me there was a man in our office (near the main door)... and when he saw her, he just walked out.... paced ard the corridor.... and the thing is frm where i'm seated i dun even noe if anyone walk in!!!

    so we decided we will lock our office when only 2 of us ard.... and to think i often work late alone.... *shivers*

    Quiz: What's Your Ideal Career?

    Your Career Type: Artistic

    You are expressive, original, and independent.
    Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art.

    You would make an excellent:
    Actor - Art Teacher - Book Editor
    Clothes Designer - Comedian - Composer
    Dancer - DJ - Graphic Designer
    Illustrator - Musician - Sculptor

    The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary.
    What's Your Ideal Career? Take this quiz

    Friday, September 16, 2005

    Quiz: Which Desperate Housewife Are You?

    I am a ... WAT?!

    Congratulations! You are Gabrielle Solis, the ex-model with everything she's every wanted a rich husband, a big house and John, the 17-year-old gardener.
    Which Desperate Housewife Are You? Take this quiz

    Seven things.....

    Seven things that scare me
    flying coachroach [u never noe when it's gonna fly into ur face!]
    rats [they ain't mickey mouse!]
    horror shows [dun ask....]
    i bec preggy and remain tat fat forever [vainity oh vainity! :P]
    i can't get preggy cos factory too old [ironical i noe]
    i bec broke and sick;
    i bec a fat old nagging aunty

    Seven things I like the most
    haagan Daz Belgium chocolate icecream
    sashimi and sushi
    fresh Guinness *hick*
    nua in bed till "naturally" wake up :P
    la kopi with good friends [aka bitching session hahaha]
    chat online [phone is for smsing... hahaha]
    shopping... [only when i got $$$ lah]

    Seven important things in my room
    my panda bear
    my mashi maro
    TV
    bed and comforter
    mobile phone (which is my alarm clock)
    wardrobe (if not clothes put whr?)
    err... hubby? hahahahaa......

    Seven random facts about me
    just signed a mani/pedi package.... [siao liao]
    started to do cross stitch again...
    still thinking of learning driving...
    mood swings crazier than roller coaster...
    when moody can don't eat...
    will have cravings attack for food/drinks/activities....
    look sporty but tat's ALL :P

    Seven things to do before I die
    drive
    swim
    visit art museums in france...
    bum at the world's best beach resorts...
    be a mother...
    own my own shop/cafe/watever... :P
    retire comfortable [i dun wanna work till the day i die]

    Seven things I can do
    Cook cantonese home style food
    Design - print and web
    Cross stitch [amazingly i have the patience to do tat]
    Bum at home for 2 years.... [kinda missed tat :P]
    Crap whole day mindlessly...
    Make ppl hair stand by my "teh-ing"...
    Drive... hubby up the wall!! wahahahaaha.....

    Seven things I can't do
    Swim
    Cycle
    Wake up early [at nite cannot sleep, morn cannot wake up]
    Be patience [the gene is missing in my body]
    Control my temper [if u think now i'm bad, u should be glad u din noe me years back hahahaa]
    Keep track of finances [i see numbers i blur]
    Accounting [see #6]

    Seven things I say the most
    wah kao
    shit
    你是猪啊?
    watever
    siao
    abish
    idiot

    Seven celeb crushes
    Sean Connery [i like old man..... *blush*]
    Richard Gere [see above]
    Harrison Ford [see above]
    George Clooney [see above]
    梁朝伟 [those eyes..... *meltz*]
    ... [reserved for the current young handsome dude to grow old.. hahahaha]
    ... [see above]

    Seven people who will have to do this
    Kitty (she made me do tis)
    Piggy
    DP
    X-men
    Killahurtz
    Cammy
    Wendy

    Wednesday, September 07, 2005

    Quiz: What is Your Style?

    What is Your Love Style?

    You like to think of love as the ultimate game
    And you love to play... even if it means lying a little
    You're a bit afraid to be close, and you don't get too attached
    A serial dater, you tend to date a few people at once
    And it's all good, until one of your sweeties finds out!
    What is Your Love Style? Take this quiz

    Tuesday, September 06, 2005

    Quiz: The Underwear Oracle

    What Your Underwear Says About You

    When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!

    You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty.
    What Your Underwear Says About You? Take this quiz

    Poem: That is just to say....

    That is Just to Say
    I have eaten
    The plums
    That were in
    The icebox

    And which
    You were probably
    Saving
    For breakfast

    Forgive me
    They were delicious
    So sweet
    And so cold

    By William Carlos Williams

    -----

    My Singlish version:
    Yah lah it's me,
    Who eaten
    the plums
    In the fridge.

    You no put
    Your name
    on them
    How I know?

    They look sweet
    but no leh
    sour like wat
    my gastric complains...

    Friday, September 02, 2005

    Quiz: What Kind of Kisser Are You?

    Part Expert Kisser

    You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity. You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off. And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave. When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable.


    Part Playful Kisser

    Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play. You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party. Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare. And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right!


    What Kind of Kisser Are You? Take this quiz

    Quiz: What Mixed Drinks Are You?

    You Are An Appletini

    Most of the time, you're a typical party girl / guy.
    But when you get super sauced, you really up your sex appeal.


    What Mixed Drink Are You? Take this quiz

    Monday, August 29, 2005

    Kenna "kiap"ed....

    1st i kenna puncture, now i kenna "kiap"ed.... sun woke up with a major stiff neck... must have slipped off my pillow and slept with my head at 90º to shoulder.... again! usually hubby will adjust my head for me... but he ain't ard tis time!! :(

    can't move my head, left right up or down! to shift, i must hold my neck, apply pressure on it and slowly move my head.... even laying down hurts! if i shift position or get up, it hurts like #$@%... last nite wake up a few times from the pain, cos i shifted my head while i was asleep.... finally the morn came, i went to see the chinese sinseh.... she did acupuncture on my hand (which somehow is to link with my neck)... din work much.... so she "kiap" me.... the thing like cloth peg just tat it's bigger...

    after 20mins of "kiap-therapy", it did felt better.. at least i can move my head a little.... but it still hurts.... *sob sob* someone pls kiap me!!!!

    Monday, August 22, 2005

    Digging a hole....

    embarassing moment:---

    was on msn and saw hubby online....
    send him a message: "xxxx xxxx (aka phrase of endearment)!!!"
    moments later a reply: "He is busy with some clients at the moment. He will get back to you shortly. xxxxxx xxxx (name of his HK partner)"

    gosh!!! i'm soooooo embarassed!!! *cont'd to dig a deeper hole*

    The Maid....

    Got tis frm my email....

    -----------------------
    The Maid scares toilet goers
    It is now August, the time of the seventh month, which in Chinese mythology means that the gates of hell are open and evil spirits and hungry ghosts can walk freely on earth and make you very unhappy if you don't feed them. Some women carry Zhong Kui statues in addition to sanitary pads in their handbags, just for peace of mind from scary things.

    Raintree Productions, a local media company, has daringly chosen this time to launch their new movie, "The Maid". When I walked into a cinema toilet today, I turned a corner and almost pee-ed on the spot because of what greeted me. It was the life-sized figure from the poster of The Maid. Unfortunately, I had no camera at that time.

    But today, I decided to go back to the toilet in Plaza Singapura to confront my fear. With a camera.

    I stepped into the toilet and turned the corner, and saw... this poster, instead of the life-sized figure. Where did the figure go, I wondered. Did it get removed after someone really died on the spot after seeing it? I went outside to look around, and discovered that it was still there, in the open this time.

    Stupid advertisers never imagined a scenario where toilet users could be using pacemakers or dying of old age already. I'm sure at least one person's heart gave up on the spot after seeing this in the toilet.
    -----------------------

    What's wrong with these advertisers??!!! have they no brain or no conscious to actually think for those who have a weak heart? Does it make a pt, a lasting impression... sure it does. BUT issit necessary?? wat if someone REALLY died of heart attack frm it (aka me)?

    Friday, August 19, 2005

    Poetry Exercise: Metaphors

    Poetry Exercise from DPS

    My feeble attempt....

    It can't be switch on like a tv box,
    Tho' it gets hot like a frying wok,
    Two can't fit onto a single bed,
    It is fragile like a mirror frame.

    Connect like a phone call regardless of zone,
    But your razor sharp words cut me to my bone,
    Like a cup of coffee spilled over the table,
    This love is dumped like a panty made of paper.

    Monday, August 15, 2005

    Poetry Workshop...

    went for the Poetry Workshop organised by DPS on sat. i must say it was very interesting.... i wasn't really a poet (except by accident) and did not learn poetry in school... it's good to know what i've been missing....

    of cos it's just scratching on the surface... how to cover everything in just 4 hours?! but it's a good start.... and i must say i had fun "chopping" up poems... hehehehe.... it's an exercise about line breaks lah... :P

    the last exercise i got stuck tho... heng no need to "present" it.... it's to write a nursery rhyme about ourselves without "I".... ii got stuck with the nursery rhyme part!!!! it's been decades, how to remember??!! -_-"

    Kenna punctured.....

    it sounds strange but it's better than saying i kenna poked...

    been having giddy spells for far too long.... finally went to see a chinese sinseh today.... complained of backache which felt like menses cramp but not.... she asked if i'm afraid of acupuncture. i ans with a qns, "issit painful?" and like all doctors she said just a little..... read duckie said she went for it and it wasn't painful... so decided to give it a shot...

    i lay on my side cos i was giddy.... she insert a few on my lower back and ON my head!!!! -_-" then i felt a heat on my back.... if curiousity kills the cat, well curiousity hurts the panda..... ALOT!!! i was curious wat's the heat frm and turn ard to take a peep.... MISTAKE!! i didn't know tat we are NOT supposed to move when the needle is in us..... gosh! PAIN!!!!!

    and for some strange reason the one on my head doesn't hurt at all..... thick skulled??!! 8O

    Thursday, August 11, 2005

    How Public is Public Transport?

    Is public transport truly public?

    I just had one of the worse cab ride of my life.... nope the driver ain't F1 contestant.... just tat he was playing a Buddhist chanting cd!! no offence to buddhists. but i ain't frm tat religion.... and can u imagine a 20mins of chanting the same phrase in the tone and beat??!! -_-" it simply gets into my nerves and not to mention into my head....

    taxi is part of the public transport rite? but do the public have any right while in it? can we request the kinda music we wanna hear [or NOT hear]? how about the kinda air freshener? the speed to go? or issit we pay for the entire ride and we still have no say??!! no wonder so many ppl prefer to drive their own car......

    Wednesday, August 10, 2005

    Eat, Shoots and Leaves.....

    yes yes yes ... i know tat's a super lame joke about pandas.... but yesterday, me and piggy almost did tat!!! 8O

    met up in town, walked from heeren to wisma to taka to paragon back to heeren before we both nua at coffee club.... sipping ice smoothies and biatching..... happily stood up and almost walk out!! until piggy suddenly exclaimed, "wait we haven't pay!!!" gosh.... it would be sooo embarassing if ppl think we trying to have "free drinks"....

    i blame it on coffee club express/starbucks/coffee bean etc etc.... make me too used to paying when ordering.... and of cos i can also blame it on my panda nature --- eat, shoots and leaves!! hahhaahaaa... okie okie i know it's lame :P

    Thursday, August 04, 2005

    i feel the earth move under my feet....

    nope it's not another earthquake... just tat yest was too sick to go work. i can literally feel my head spinning while i'm still laying on the bed! -_-" a trip to the doc and he told me wat i knew.... yes i'm anemic.... :( now on a 10day course of iron pills... doc said my blood pressure is really low....

    what i can't understand is... i've been eating and looking like a pig [piggy no offense ya? :P], yet i'm still anemic and suffers from gastric pains??!! tis is totally illogical....

    i hate... HATE taking medicine... -_-"

    Wednesday, July 27, 2005

    Tuesday, July 26, 2005

    Quiz: What Type of Tree Are You?

    You Are Hazelnut Tree

    Dec 23 to Jan 01 Apple Tree ( the Love ) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner.

    Jan 01 to Jan 11 Fir Tree ( the Mysterious ) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well, loves anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them, hard to trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish, any friends, very reliable.

    Jan 12 to Jan 24 Elm Tree Elm Tree ( the Noble-mindedness ) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

    Jan 25 to Feb 03 Cypress Tree ( the Faithfulness ) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it , strives to be content, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to be needed.

    Feb 04 to Feb 08 Poplar Tree Poplar Tree ( the Uncertainty ) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity,
    great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership Seriously.

    Feb 09 to Feb 18 Cedar Tree ( the Confidence ) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

    Feb 19 to Feb 28 Pine Tree ( the Peacemaker ) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in
    love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.

    Mar 01 to Mar 10 Weeping Willow Tree ( the Melancholy ) - likes to be stress free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others Laugh.

    Mar 11 to Mar 20 Lime Tree ( the Doubt ) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use them, can become a complainer, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.

    Mar 21 (only) Oak Tree ( the Brave ) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

    Mar 22 to Mar 31 Hazelnut Tree ( the Extraordinary ) -- charming, sense of humor, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.

    Apr 01 to Apr 10 Rowan Tree ( the Sensitivity ) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

    Apr 11 to Apr 20 Maple Tree ( Independence of Mind ) -- no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

    Apr 21 to Apr 30 Walnut Tree ( the Passion ) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

    May 01 to May 14 Poplar Tree ( the Uncertainty ) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership Seriously.

    May 15 to May 24 Chestnut Tree ( the Honesty ) -- of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

    May 25 to Jun 03 Ash Tree ( the Ambition ) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much emotional support.

    Jun 04 to Jun 13 Hornbeam Tree ( the Good Taste ) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

    Jun 14 to Jun 23 Fig Tree ( the Sensibility ) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, few
    sexual relationships, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great intelligence.

    Jun 24 (only) Birch Tree ( the inspiration ) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

    Jun 25 to Jul 04 Apple Tree ( the Love ) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner.

    Jul 05 to Jul 14 Fir Tree ( the Mysterious ) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well, loves anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them, hard to trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish, any friends, very reliable.

    Jul 15 to Jul 25 Elm Tree ( the Noble-mindedness ) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

    Jul 26 to Aug 04 Cypress Tree
    Aug 05 to Aug 13 Poplar Tree ( the Uncertainty ) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership Seriously.

    Aug 14 to Aug 23 Cedar Tree ( the Confidence ) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

    Aug 24 to Sep 02 Pine Tree ( the Peacemaker ) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.

    Sep 03 to Sep 12 Weeping Willow Tree ( the Melancholy ) - likes to be stress free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others Laugh.

    Sep 13 to Sep 22 Lime Tree ( the Doubt ) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use them, can become a complainer, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.

    Sep 23 (only) Olive Tree ( the Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

    Sep 24 to Oct 03 Hazelnut Tree ( the Extraordinary ) -- charming, sense of humor, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.

    Oct 04 to Oct 13 Rowan Tree ( the Sensitivity ) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

    Oct 14 to Oct 23 Maple Tree ( Independence of Mind ) -- no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

    Oct 24 to Nov 11 Walnut Tree ( the Passion ) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

    Nov 12 to Nov 21 Chestnut Tree ( the Honesty ) -- of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

    Nov 22 to Dec 01 Ash Tree ( the Ambition ) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much emotional support.

    Dec 02 to Dec 11 Hornbeam Tree ( the Good Taste ) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

    Dec 12 to Dec 21 Fig Tree ( the Sensibility ) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, few sexual relationships, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great intelligence.

    Dec 22 (only) Beech Tree ( the Creative ) -- has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).

    Friday, July 22, 2005

    Quiz: Which Book of the Bible are You?

    You Are Psalms

    Some people think you never get discouraged, but the fact is, when you do, you know where to run. Your prayers are open and honest because you realize that God already knows your heart, He's just waiting to hear you spill it out. And when you do, what starts out as heavy ends up becoming a song of praise. You may struggle... and often you do... but which time, you grow in your understanding of God's faithfulness. You're just a song waiting to happen.

    Which Book of the Bible are You? Take this quiz

    Wednesday, July 20, 2005

    Quiz: What Personality Disorder Are You?

    You are abit of Borderline...

    Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame!
    When you're up, you're a little bit crazy...
    And when you're down, your whole world is crashing
    Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute!

    What Personality Disorder Are You? Take this quiz

    Monday, July 18, 2005

    does security guards really bring security?

    what happen when the presence of security guard bring a sense of unrest instead of security? can he be fired becos he doesn't fit his "job requirements"? *roll eyes*

    there is this new security guard in our building who gives me the creeps. everytime he see me, he'll delibrately walk nearer to take a "closer" look... i started noticing when he purposely walk into the lift lobby to peep into the elevator just as i stepped into it. i was like, "wtf??" wat's wrong with these ppl??!!! aaarrrrggghhh~~~~~

    Quiz: What are the Keys to Your Heart?


    You are attracted to obedience and warmth. << watever i say, just do it! wahahahaa.....

    In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.

    You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. << sounds so egoistic :S

    You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. << yes, stay away frm me!!!

    Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.

    Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. << no comments

    You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. << it's too late.... -_-"

    In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.

    What are the Keys to Your Heart? Take this quiz

    Quiz: What's Your Blogging Personality?

    Your Blogging Type is Kind and Harmonious

    You're an approachable blogger who tends to have many online friends.
    People new to your blogging circle know they can count on you for support.
    You tend to mediate fighting and drama. You set a cooperative tone.
    You have a great eye for design - and your blog tends to be the best looking on the block!


    What's Your Blogging Personality? Take this quiz

    Wednesday, July 13, 2005

    Sugar and Creamer

    the other day i was at ikea cafe, 2 guys sat down beside us. one of them went to get hot milk.... which he gulped down in less than 3 mins! his throat must be so immune to heat. and wat's more, he proceeded to get a cup of hot water and add sugar and creamer into it, and gulp tat down!!! yes i was staring cos it was just too weird!!!

    why just sugar and creamer??? does it even taste good?? he even "recommend" it to his friend.... talk about weird drinking habit..... *shake head*

    Saturday, July 09, 2005

    Quiz: What Kind of Coffee Are You?

    You Are an Irish Coffee!

    At your best, you are: wild, spontaneous, and outgoing

    At your worst, you are: too extreme and reckless

    You drink coffee when: you want to keep drinking booze

    Your caffeine addiction level: low


    What Kind of Coffee Are You? Take this quiz

    Quiz: What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

    Your Birth Date: 26

    Your birth on the 26th day of the month (8 energy) modifies your life by increasing your capability to function and succeed in the business world.
    In this environment you have the skills to work very well with others thanks to the 2 and 6 energies combining in this date.
    There is a marked increase in organizational, managerial, and administrative abilities.

    You are efficient and handle money very well.
    You're ambitious and energetic, while generally remaining cooperative and adaptable.
    You are conscientious and not afraid of responsibility.

    Generally sociable and diplomatic, you tend to use persuasion rather than force.
    You have a wonderful combination of being good at both the broad strokes and the fine detail; good at starting and continuing. This birthday is practical and realistic, often seeking material satisfaction.

    What does Your Birth Date Mean? Take this quiz

    Monday, July 04, 2005

    诗词:棋局



    不顾一切、横冲直撞,
    只会落得一败涂地。
    过分思考、犹豫不决,
    只会变得举棋不定。
    下棋最重要
    是输赢还是对手?
    爱情这盘棋,
    若输了我也心甘情愿。

    [for those who can't read chinese, sorry i'm not able to translate it... :P]

    Poem: ???

    Moon shining in twililght,
    Not a star in sight,
    Isolation.

    Gazing out into nothing,
    Too much on my mind,
    Insomnia.

    Plush toy in my bossom,
    Oblivious to my pain,
    Ignorant.

    Visions of him in sin city,
    Along with illicit company,
    Immorality.

    Fibs and bulls told too many,
    Soon lost its coaxing,
    Insouciant.

    男女之间。。。

    男人对女人应多一点爱、少一点了解。
    女人对男人应多一点了解、少一点爱。
    ~ 李敖,台湾政治家、清谈节目主持。

    读后感:
    女人不需要你明白她,但一定要用爱来满足她的需要。
    男人不需要你爱他,因他的需要不是一定要用爱才能满足。

    Men should love women more and know them less.
    Women should know men more and love them less.
    ~ Li Ao, Taiwanese politician and TV Host.

    Friday, July 01, 2005

    Quiz: Poetry IQ Test

    Your General Poetic Knowledge Score is 8 out of a possible 11

    0-3 You do not yet possess enough knowledge of general poetic terms, structure, forms, and techniques to be considered knowledgeable in this form of literature. An Educational course on general poetic techniques would benefit you greatly.

    4-7 You have a good knowledge of general poetic terms, structure, forms, and techniques. People at this level have generally taken basic or advanced level poetry courses, or have spent considerable time in studying this form of literary endeavor. Improvement from this level can be achieved relatively easy as you already have a good basic foundation of knowledge.

    8-11 You have an excellent grasp of poetic form, structure, and technique. People at this level have generally taken advanced-level study in literature or have completed advanced poetry courses. They have often spent considerable time writing, developing their own poetic "voice," and their own techniques. People at this level, particularly if they can apply their knowledge of poetic form and structure to their own work, are considered among the most talented of poetic artists.

    What's Your Poetry IQ? Take this quiz

    Thursday, June 30, 2005

    爱是。。。[仍在修改中]

    爱是恒久忍耐,
    没有爱的忍耐却只是容忍。

    爱是不嫉妒,
    嫉妒不属于你的只是羡慕。

    爱是不自夸,
    夸奖他人为要被夸是虚伪。

    爱是不张狂,
    真正的爱情不该让人抓狂。

    爱是不求自己的益处,
    牺牲是爱情的根基和坟墓。

    爱是不轻易发怒,
    但心死的人也能心如止水。

    爱是不计算人的恶,
    能计算的是账目绝非爱情。

    爱是不喜欢不义只喜欢真理,
    真相伤人却让你清楚死因。

    。。。

    爱是永不止息,
    只是对象可能早已更换。


    写后感:
    积极或消极在于角度。正面的人事物也能有反面的感触。。。

    [爱是恒久忍耐,不嫉妒,不自夸,不张狂,不求自己的益处,不轻易发怒,不计算人的恶,不喜欢不义只喜欢真理。凡事包容,凡事相信,凡事盼望,凡事忍耐。爱是永不止息 。]


    Love is Patient,
    Patience without love is merely tolerance.

    Love does not seek its own,
    Sacrifice is the foundation and tombstone of love.

    Love is not jealous,
    Jealousy toward what is not your is merely envy.

    Love does not brag,
    Praising others to seek praise is hyprocisy.

    Love is not arrogant,
    True love should not drive people up the wall.

    Love is not provoked,
    So does the dead lays calmly in the grave.

    Love does not take into account a wrong suffered,
    What can be counted is accounts not love.

    Love rejoices in truth,
    Truth hurts but at least you know the cause of death.
    ....

    Love never fails,
    Tho' the recipient may have changed.

    Friday, June 24, 2005

    诗词:人如月



    震惊过后是疑问,
    心痛后是沉默,
    一反常态的冷静,
    让人措手不及,
    是我做错了什么,
    还是因有此报,
    竟让你如此对我,
    多年累积的情感,
    一瞬间瓦解,
    我只能说
    月会缺,
    人会变,
    定律。。。

    [direct translation [for those who can't read chinese ya]:
    questions came after the shock,
    silence came after heart break,
    unexpected calmness,
    threw you off guard,
    is it something i did wrong?
    or is it my retribution?
    that drove you to do this to me,
    i can only say,
    as the moon turn into a crescent,
    so does the human heart change,
    nature's law...

    Monday, June 20, 2005

    can manners be out of stock?!

    okie tis is one of my "bitchy" blog....

    last nite i was out watching "batman begins"... after the show, we were waiting for the lift as the current one was full.... so full tat the buzzer went off.... reluctantly the last 2 persons stepped out and took the stairs.... the buzzer still goes off.... after a long long while, an auntie and her elderly mum stepped out!! the lift was full with young people! and they have the audacity to let the elderly lady come out??!! gosh! wat has the world become??!!!

    i was in total shock... and yes, as bitchy as i.... i voiced my view loudly to my hubby and for the whole lobby to hear.... tis is RIDICULOUS!! when the next lift came, no one rushes in (or dare to) but followed behind the old lady..... now TAT'S better!!!

    Thursday, June 16, 2005

    Quiz: What is Your World View?

    You Scored as Cultural Creative

    Cultural Creatives are probably the newest to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.

    Cultural Creative 63%
    Idealist 63%
    Fundamentalist 50%
    Romanticist 44%
    Postmodernist 38%
    Modernist 31%
    Materialist 25%
    Existentialist 25%

    What is your World View? Take this quiz

    诗词:机车



    时速0公里。。。
    戴上安全帽,
    骑上小机车,
    他载着她出游去,喜悦。。。

    时速50公里。。。
    阳光温暖地照耀,
    凉风轻掠过她的脸庞,
    她望着他的背影,幸福。。。

    时速80公里。。。
    机车开始加速,
    她的心跟着跳动,
    她紧紧搂着他的腰,兴奋。。。

    时速120公里。。。
    机车像风般奔驰,
    突然前面一个急转弯,
    妈呀!别忘了我在你肚子里!!!


    诗词背后

    我妈说,我从小坐机车。甚至还没出世时,她大着肚子也照坐不误!其他浪漫的都是我编的啦!嘻!

    Sunday, June 12, 2005

    诗词:糖衣

    色彩斑斓的糖果,
    包含不同的味道,
    你用那甜甜的糖衣,
    轻易夺走我的芳心。。。

    细细咀嚼它的甜,
    满嘴是你的柔情,
    意外发现的方程式,
    对我却是百试百灵。。。

    在日夜的暴晒下,
    甜美竟变成粘腻,
    过多糖份和卡路里,
    已使我不想再见你。。。


    写后感:
    爱情就像糖果,让人甜滋滋的。满嘴的甜味,满心的甜蜜。。。但它也像糖果,经不起阳光的照耀,更经不起蚂蚁的侵袭。。。最后,甜美变得粘粘的、腻腻的,甚至会让人反胃。可是没有了爱情的甜美,又如何经得起生活的苦涩滋味?

    Poem: Candy

    Candies of many flavors,
    Swirled in different colors,
    Clearly you know what makes me tickle,
    And woo me over with sugar....

    Savoring its sweetness,
    I can feel your tenderness,
    This formulae you derived by chance,
    works like magic all the time....

    As the sun blazes on,
    Sweetness soon turn sticky,
    Sick with too much sugar and calories,
    Candy i want to see no more....

    冰箱、熨斗、洗衣机

    同样取自王文华之《蛋白质女孩》。。。

    女人分为三种:冰箱、熨斗、洗衣机。追求她们像使用电器,一不小心就会遭到电击。

    第一类:冰箱。
    她们虽然有令人跌倒的美丽,却冷酷得让我们不敢靠近。像冷库内的霜,她们白得令人紧张,原因是小时候艳阳高照的体育课,她们都躲在教室内自习。于是 她们考上北一女(台湾最好的女子高中),台大毕业后留学纽约或洛杉矶。她们听歌剧、看达利、吃yogurt、讲话时习惯把声音放低。在满街槟榔的台湾,她 们用具有法文风味的名字,Yvonne、Josephine,每个名字听起来都像一种化妆品。她们跟人约在只有英文名字的餐厅,坚持喝某种牌子的矿泉水, 有没有气泡,有时会要她们的老命。她们穿黑色、逛诚品、上健身房、看Discovery。

    冰箱有严重的贵族情结。她们自己也许没有显赫的家世,但美貌、学历、高薪使她们眼高于顶。要和她们讲话,你必须是谁的儿子,或必须认识谁的儿 子。如果没有家世,你必须任职于外商公司,公司还得有民生东路的地址。开口之后,你得有滑溜的英语,知道investment banking是什么东西。如果你口齿不清,她们听你讲话会毫无表情,好像突然得了重听。如果你台湾国语,两句后她就开始眼睛游移,对你说Excuse me。

    第二类:熨斗。
    冰箱的优点是表里如一,熨斗则忽冷忽热,外表完全无法判定。热情时,她把你的衬衫烧个大洞;不来电的话,等了半天也没有蒸气。她们不像电视,故障时有个讯号,你大概知道出了什么问题,打开盖就可以修理。熨斗不高兴时只是沉默且坚硬地坐在一旁,你想修都不知道该转哪里。

    你在派对上遇见,她们看到你的名片,总会夸张地惊呼:"喔,你也在×××!你认不认识×××?"席间谈话,她会专注地看你,同时猛嚼咖喱 鸡,你搞不清她对你是敷衍还是好奇,你搞不清她点头是对你还是对鸡。KTV中,她可以唱王菲也可以学恩雅,你在一旁赞叹之际,她会塞过麦克风来要你跟她合 唱一曲。"你为什么都不唱歌?"那么多人她只问你,你觉得受到特殊待遇。聚会结束后你们交换电话号码,她说:"打电话给我,哪天我们去看电影。"你真的打 给她、留言,她却不回电话。一个月、两个月,你再试,碰巧找到她。"记得我吗?""你是……"你提醒她你们认识的场合,"喔,对不起,我现在在另一个电话 上,我待会儿打给你好不好?"这一待会儿又是三个月。一晚你在诚品喝咖啡,突然间有人用报纸打你的背。你回头,她极度可爱地说:"你怎么都没有打电话给 我?"你介绍她给你的朋友认识,她和大家交换电话,临走时又说:"打电话给我,哪天我们去看电影!"

    第三类:洗衣机。
    男人最想碰到的是洗衣机。你一身世故污秽,她大方地接受你。你不需用力,她就让你的世界转个不停。随着感情进展,洗衣机还会有各种不同的循环。有时她稍微停一下,只为了准备下一次更激烈的运转。

    洗衣机很直接,不和你玩游戏。你打电话约她,她会坦白告诉你她有没有兴趣。"对不起,我很忙。""没问题,你要约在哪里?"如果她很忙,你可以 确定她会一直忙下去,不可能哪一天又变卦来找你;如果有兴趣,她会立刻告诉你她的生辰八字甚至生理周期。吃饭时,她喜欢无预警地用餐巾替你擦嘴,你害羞地 低头,她会挑逗地在桌下踢你。看电影时,她在情节紧张时握住你的手掌,散场后走在街头仍然不放。上班时,她总是知道在你打瞌睡时打电话来,故意装你老板的 声音。睡觉前,她打电话来提醒你第四台正在播的老片,让你回想起人生中与那些影片有关的美好回忆,让你觉得苍蝇也有灵性,因成长而妥协的自己也曾有颗纯真 的心。

    但是当衣服太多而缠在一起时,洗衣机也会暂停。这时你打开盖子,纠缠错结的衣服一团湿。你爬出洗衣机,像湿衣服一样,未来三个月不断滴水,身上仿佛还闻得到像洗衣粉一样的她的香气。你纳闷着:旋转的激情怎么可能停止得这么彻底?湿淋淋的我要到哪里去寻找烘干机?


    有人说我是熨斗,真的吗?-_-"

    苍蝇、鲨鱼、狼

    以下取自王文华之《蛋白质女孩》。。。

    男人分成三种:苍蝇、鲨鱼、狼。遇到他们你会了解,人和禽兽真的没什么两样。

    第一类:苍蝇。
    苍蝇戴眼镜、165到170、第一次性经验是在成功岭,然而当时并没有人来探亲。苍蝇基本上没什么野心,只是在找妈妈的 替代品。对女人我们只敢绕圈飞行,发出嗡嗡的噪音,不咬人不吸血,却怎样都挥之不去。我们在派对看到心动的女子,通常没勇气直接问她的手机。整晚不敢和她 接近,结束后又恨天下无不散的筵席。回家后跟主办人打听,特别强调是别人委托你。调查的内容相当彻底,年龄星座有无男友是基本资讯,不过最希望听到的是她 有贫血等毛病需要特别照应。

    联络上后最常做的是温馨接送情。车内装上芳香剂,新买的音响可以装10片CD。车子定期去洗,后座不再乱丢东西。我们希望她每天去云林,可惜她只要到士林。半小时前就在楼下待命,大白天的车上放莫扎特小夜曲。

    自从有了捷运,这一招变得不灵。我们只好改变服务项目,搬家、缴费、干洗、送报、买蛋糕、剥葡萄、修电脑、对统一发票。我们是司马昭,但她对我 们的情意好像还是不明了。于是我们开始死缠烂打,早上7点打电话告诉你今天会下雨,下午3点问你要不要吃点心,6点说我知道东区开了一家新餐厅,11点说 卫视在演《泰坦尼》。我们听不懂女生的婉拒,真的相信"我待会儿会打电话给你"。甚至当女生开始用答录机过滤,我们还以为她没回电是因为去了洛杉矶。我们 相信努力和收获成正比,皇天不会辜负有心人的苦心。

    第二类:鲨鱼。
    他们曾翻云覆雨,知道性是什么东西。他们的目的非常清晰,最后就是要吃掉你。受害者通常会终身残疾,日后对好男人也会过度小心。鲨鱼 闻血兴奋见色动情,初期是绕着猎物游来游去,中期慢慢露出鱼鳍,然后是"我爱你"整天挂在嘴里,最后则是吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮。他们在派对中主动问你的姓名, 总是能找到借口赞美你。哇你做电子商务是时代的先驱,哇你搞土壤肥料真是脚踏实地。回家后他们会Email或透过第三者传达情意,文字一定抄自诗集或流 行歌曲。和苍蝇相比,鲨鱼有胆量和小聪明。你若没反应他会到你公司门口,碰到你还大叫嗨你怎么也在这里。他请你看电影会说我刚好有招待券,不用掉真的有点 可惜。

    鲨鱼当然不只是诗情画意,他们也懂适时要买Gucci。他知道虽然你很有灵性,一双好鞋可能还是会让你动心。他投下巨额资金,最后回收当然要连 本带利。他会趁你最寂寞时来按电铃,那时就是要跟你把帐算清。你若说请进请进,半小时后你就不再是virgin。他前一秒钟还在讲我了解你的心情,后一秒 已经在脱你的内衣。鲨鱼只顾满足自己,自然不懂前戏的重要性。他完成后就翻过身去,好像放下了一件沉重的行李。你叫他他没有反应,好像你只是一面墙壁。一 觉醒来,他忧郁地点一支烟,好像全世界都欠他钱。你问他我们何时再见,他说最近恐怕没有时间。你睡着后他偷偷离去,你可以确定他不会再约你。日后和别人谈 起,还会把你说得很难听。将来你们在街头巧遇,他转过头立刻跳进一辆taxi。你像是一层油漆,他轻易地就用另一种颜色将你盖去。

    第三类:狼。

    道行最高的是狼。他们有英文名字、戴墨镜,打扮得像电影明星。他们有车(两个座位但绝对不是Smart)、有名(爸爸经常上财讯)、有时间(花半小时吹头 发四点就去健身房)、知道台北好吃好玩的地方怎么去。最重要的是他们彬彬有礼、荤腥不忌、攻守有据、处变不惊。小狼们大多集体行动,每人负责约一个明星, 包下pub角落的包厢,威士忌一开十几瓶。老狼行事比较隐密,你不会在影剧版读到他们的消息。他们约会的对象不限台北,而是全球华人社区。约会时从不西装 笔挺,故意casual来显示自信。他们知道西装会产生距离,而卡其裤可以松懈女生的警觉性。他们约会有固定的程序,没有苍蝇的无赖或鲨鱼的猴急。第一次 约会很规矩,送你回家的车上还有司机。第二次带你到香港shopping,当天来回绝不占你便宜。第三次的饭店是五星级,碰你前会征求你的同意。如果你拒 绝,他会有礼地鸣金收兵。安静地送你回家,只是到了后不会陪你上去。回家后他不会去想你拒绝他是什么原因,他知道明天还有很多人等着取代你。


    我想问的是,你是苍蝇、鲨鱼还是狼?

    Friday, June 10, 2005

    白痴、笨蛋、神经病之差异

    在网络上看到这篇十分有趣的文章。。。

    白痴也者,白无义,重点在痴这个字。
    医学上有定义智商低於某一标准,谓之白痴,但这不在讨论范围内。
    一般人习惯以聪不聪明,来判断白不白痴,这点可以接受。

    笨蛋也者,蛋无义,重点在笨这个字。
    一般认为白痴与笨蛋是同义词,我却不这麽认为。
    我认为应以是否具有智慧,来判断是否是笨蛋。

    神经病也者,不正常的人是也。
    而所谓正常与否,只是多寡之分而已,不代表对或错。
    大家都喜欢黑色,那喜欢黑色的就是正常,而喜欢白色的便成了神经病。

    例子(1):
    吴叁桂引清兵入关,只为陈圆圆。正常人不作这种事,所以他是神经病。为了女人,背上不忠之名,引来唾骂,并不聪明,所以他也是白痴。然而他断送的是朱姓江山,得到的是吴姓老婆,何损失之有?而且降清後,贵为亲王,帮崇祯拼死拼活,顶多只能混到公侯而已。以这点而论,他绝不是笨蛋。

    例子(2):
    孙文十一次革命,正常人不会干,所以他是神经病。冒着抄家灭族危险, 四海奔波,换得劳累困苦的一生以及不到六十的寿命,并不聪明,所以也是白痴。但他判断正确,认为非革命不足以救中国,先知卓见,可见他绝不是笨蛋。

    例子(3):
    在十字路口上碰到黄灯,十个人中有八个人会冲过去,所以剩下的那两人是神经病。明明可以过却不过,还得多等几分钟,白白浪费时间,并不聪明,所以也是白痴。但他们宁可牺牲数分钟,却少承担了一点发生意外的风险,所失者寡,所得者众,所以他们反而不是笨蛋。

    至於高低之分,神经病不用分,因为只代表不正常而已,无所谓高低。
    而白痴与笨蛋孰高孰低?
    笨蛋们当然认为笨蛋高,不然他们也不会被白痴们叫做笨蛋。
    至於白痴们,根本不care谁高谁低,因为高低是相对的概念,不是绝对的。
    大家都考20分,你考30分就很高;
    大家都考90分,你考80分就很低。


    那你是白痴、笨蛋还是神经病? :P

    假笨的人远离我!

    世上人千百种,有聪明的、有天资低的、有假聪明的、更有假笨的。最让我受不了是那些为了“闪”而假笨的。偏偏公司里就有一个!

    这位阿伯简直是经典。老板在时,加班是常事。老板前脚踏出公司,他后脚离开打卡机。若问他任何问题,他是九问十不知!比一般的十问九不知更上一筹。他传信息更是了得。他说老板要我印传单,4公分 x 4公分 !有可能吗?拿出铁尺,量给他看。“我不知道,你自己问老板。”

    今 早有人来送货,他又“不知道”,我只好签收。问他公司印章在哪里?他又“不知道”。送货员说要收钱,不用说他更“不知道”。叫他打电话给老板,他回:“为 什么叫我打?你自己不可以打?”他就坐在电话前啊!冒烟,我走回去拿手机。他才说:“我帮你打。”火了,“不用了!你什么都不知道,你到底知道些什 么?!”全公司只听到空调的声音。。。

    Thursday, June 09, 2005

    Poem: Last Kiss

    in your bossom I lay,
    with nothing in our way,
    looking into your soul,
    and finds a gal untold,
    that gal whom i'm not,
    holds you in a knot,
    I hold back my sorrow,
    and kiss you with no tomorrow.


    * this is my 1st attempt at poetry (competition).... very rough i supposed. well my poetry is still in a "raw" stage, just dig it out and post it here for records.... :P

    Wednesday, June 01, 2005

    Quiz: Which Major Romantic Poet Would You Be?

    You're John Keats!

    You were born poor, trained to be a doctor, and then decided you wanted to be a poet. You threw yourself into poetry with great dedication. You're very nice and
    extremely dedicated to your art. You write great letters and sexy poetry. It's amazing how much you got done in your short lifetime.


    Which Major Romantic Poet Would You Be? Take this quiz

    Pls dun call SPCA!!

    i did the most terrible thing i ever done to my doggie.... i left him alone at home with 1 day of food and lotsa water when i left for my short trip to m'sia on sun morn.... -_-"

    hubby said inlaws will try to rush back on sun, but... but... but... they end up coming back only today afternoon!!!! *cries* thank god doggie survived!!! maybe i should be glad that he doesn't eat much afterall.... sigh....

    of cos he created havoc at home.... pee everywhere, as i was "informed" by inlaws.... cos once the paper gets dirty, he won't go back to it again..... strictly NO recycling :P

    Friday, May 27, 2005

    My dark side calleth.....

    hubby's return delay..... yet again! getting sick of blogging abt it, but.... I CAN'T HELP IT!!! no wonder i'm anakin [see Quiz: What Star Wars Character Are You?]

    i was totally pissed last nite when he missed his flight... and the thing is [beside his numerous delays], he cancelled his flight at 9pm cos he left shenzhen at 830 to catch the flight at 945 in HK.... how NOT to miss? *shake head* and he never called when he said he would, whether he managed to get on the flight or not.... i waited till 1045pm and called him, only to find him back in shenzhen! in the 1hr45mins he can't even find the time to call me and let me know? and before i could say anything, he said he have to go.... toilet and DA BIAN!!! aaarrrgghhh~~~~~~~

    i having problems dealing with his never-come-to-pass promises of return... and worse, despite being instructed by my pastor to call me everyday which he did initally, it ends up i'm the one who called him.... his "reason", he's busy.... i seriously dun feel i'm being valued... his work seems so much more impt... i felt like i'm a monument placed at home, no maintainence needed!! harlo, even a monument u also have to dust it rite? -_-"

    and today i was so pissed, when i was talking to my pastor's wife.... i actually let out "what the F***!" siao liao~~~~

    yup i can hear the dark side calling to me, louder and louder........... -_-"

    Quiz: What Star Wars Character Are You?

    Anakin Skywalker

    Watch out for your temper... it could get you into trouble the way it did Anakin. You have enormous potential to be a great Jedi, but stress has made the dark side seem that much more inviting...

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    Wednesday, May 25, 2005

    I forgot my doggie!!!

    wake up 5plus in the morn, laying on bed.... something is amiss... nope, not cos i've been sleeping alone for almost 2mths... wat's wrong?

    suddenly jumped up!!! oooh nooooo............ i'm going for a retreat tis sun till tues with hubby, and my inlaws are NOT ard!!!! aaaaarrrggghhh....... i was so caught up with whether will hubby come back on time, i totally forgotten abt my doggie!!!! *pull hair*

    called hubby (at 8+ lah, i not so evil to wake him up so early).... he only realised when i told him! whole day couldn't locate his parents, who are touring dunnoe where now in china.... called my groomer, nope she dun do boarding cos she has 4 dogs of her own liao.... check internet for pet hotels..... but..... but... one of my colleagues said his friend sent his dog to one and came back with fleas!!! *cry*

    okie i think i can go pull hair now..... -_-"

    Poem: Morn Came Silently...

    morn came silently,
    without a trace,
    none of the sun's glory....

    sky open widely,
    water came pouring,
    all of heaven seems weeping....

    on bed lonely,
    soft toy staring,
    pillow besides me mourning....

    Tuesday, May 24, 2005

    Nonsensical Poem #2

    the sun is shining,
    early in the morning,
    dressed up, make up,
    i decided to perk up...

    walking in the morn cool,
    just next to a school,
    wolf whistles i heard,
    ignoring it, i din even turn....

    whistles came not once but thrice,
    then a loud yell "hey big t***!"
    no need for his comment on my anatomy
    i quietly scream "shut up u small d***!"

    Thursday, May 19, 2005

    ooh my eyes... my eyes......

    wake up tis morn and can hardly open my eyes, still painful.... so close it and rest abit... and i dozed off!!! end result: LATE for work again.... sigh....

    whole day at work, could hardly open my eyes cos of the pain.... now then i realised a person can actually work with eyes half open! but to be on the safe side, i got my designer to do all the cutting needed.... wait can't see properly dunnoe wat i cut off.... -_-"

    and the worse thing is, even tho i am able to work with half open eyes.... the lure of dozing off DOUBLE! *yawn*

    Wednesday, May 18, 2005

    i hate specs!!!

    woke up with sore eyes... not really red but teary and very pain!!! decided against going into office.... and being lazy to walk almost 2 busstop to my regular doc, i went to the one next block....

    scenario #1 --- at the clinic
    clinic assistant took over my id card... "oh u got the new card... how much u pay for it?"
    "it's free..."
    "huh? it's FOC? I thot gotta pay like 100+ to get the new one?"
    "they'll send u a letter to renew it for free when u hit 30....." [grrr.... in my heart]
    "really har? u're 30??!!"
    "actually i'm thirty-*beep*..." [u think i'll tell the world how old i am on net? wahahahahaa]
    "ooh i thot u're my age...." she's look like she's in her mid-20s....

    scenario #2 --- at the convenience store
    needed soda, i need something sweet to go with the yucky cough mixture!! okie it's a lame excuse... :P

    at the cashier....
    "$4.55 pls..."
    dig out $$ and hand over...
    "xiao mei mei ur change..."
    [roll eyes in my heart] took change... while i'm putting away the change....
    "xiao mei mei today no school har?"
    "..." [i can't believe my ears]
    "i'm working liao..." [still in unbelief]

    and these are the reason why i HATE to wear specs!!!! but with my stupid sore eyes, i have to stay off contact for 2 wks!! aaarrrrrggghhhhh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    another note: my boss called me xiao mei mei when i wasn't in office once.... he think i dunnoe??!! hmph!!!

    Quiz: Personality Test

    Your Type is ESFP

    Extroverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
    Strength of Perference %
    67 38 88 44

    "Where's the party?" ESFPs love people, excitement, telling stories and having fun. The spontaneous, impulsive nature of this type is almost always entertaining. And ESFPs love to entertain -- on stage, at work, and/or at home. Social gatherings are an energy boost to these "people" people.

    SPs sometimes think and talk in more of a spider-web approach. Several of my ESFP friends jump from thought to thought in mid-sentence, touching here or there in a manner that's almost incoherent to the listener, but will eventually cover the waterfront by skipping on impulse from one piece of information to another. It's really quite fascinating.

    New! ESFPs are attracted to new ideas, new fashions, new gadgets, new ______. Perhaps it's the newness of life that attracts ESFPs to elementary education, especially to preschool and kindergarten.

    ESFPs love to talk to people about people. Some of the most colorful storytellers are ESFPs. Their down-to-earth, often homespun wit reflects a mischievous benevolence.

    Almost every ESFP loves to talk. Some can be identified by the twenty minute conversation required to ask or answer a simple factual question.

    Functional Analysis:

    Extraverted Sensing
    The dominant function of ESFPs is concerned with the reality that is perceived through the senses. This type's prime directive is to examine the tangible through taste, touch, sight, feeling and hearing. ESFPs' need for new experiences surely results from this function. Feeling gives focus to the collected information, producing the amiable nature of this type. As perceivers, ESFPs do not linger on moral concerns unless it is in service of a Greater Good and/or a unifying cause.

    Introverted Feeling
    Feeling, which tends to decision-making in the interest of individual beings, is auxiliary to sensing. As with all introverted functions, feeling for ESFPs has a surreal, cryptic, quintessential nature. It is more often implied than verbally expressed, more apparent in countenance and deed rather than word or creed. Feeling takes care that playful pokes and pranks do no harm to the victim.

    Extraverted Thinking
    This tertiary function is at the ready to give definitive answers when the world requires them. It provides a measure of balance to Introverted Feeling, allowing the ESFP some level of boundary and protection from those who would take advantage. When overused or overestimated, however, Thinking becomes a liability. ESFPs do well to seek out confirmation of the soundness of tough-minded decisions.

    Introverted iNtuition
    This function is least visible. As is the nature of the inferior (fourth) function, ESFP intuition lacks a sense of balance. This type seems most successful in deducing patterns and seeing connections only after a thorough examination of the facts (which process appears quite unorganized and haphazard to non-SPs). Although some ESFPs may develop such abilities, the mastery of logic, analysis and abstraction is usually difficult and wearying, and not very much fun.

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    Sunday, May 15, 2005

    Quiz: How Well Do You Understand Men?

    You Have Your PhD in Men!

    You understand men almost better than anyone.
    You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well.
    Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful.

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    Quiz: What English Speaking Country Do You Belong In?

    You Belong in Australia!!

    Ace!
    Sunny, upbeat, and cute
    You make the perfect surf bum
    Now stop hogging the vegemite!!

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    Quiz: What City do You Belong in?

    You Belong in New York City!!

    You're an energetic, ambitious woman.
    And only NYC is fast enough for you.
    Maybe you'll set yourself up with a killer career
    Or simply take in all the city has to offer.

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    nonsensical poem #1



    wake up early,
    nua in bed,
    see my alarm ticking away,
    wash and brush,
    with eyes closed,
    can't affod to scare myself cold...

    feed my doggie,
    feed myself,
    kopi and loti kaya spread,
    on the teebee,
    hear the news,
    nothing interesting to catch my muse...

    nua on sofa,
    feeling shiok,
    the teebee still on in mindless mode,
    hear my doggie,
    run and play,
    suddenly jump up, "GOSH! I'm LATE!!"

    Monday, May 09, 2005

    delay upon delay....

    hubby has been delayed again..... *sigh* supposed to be back last fri midnite.... am i upset? nope, disappointed yes.... cos he does have a very valid reason.... he supposed to go from shenzhen to HK for his flight back, but he couldn't clear the custom cos he was running a high fever. immediately sent to hospital and drip....

    tat's the thing abt china doctors.... flu drip, fever drip.... drip is all they have?! anw he just discharged yest, today supposed to do another xray and .... yes, another drip! he won't be able to clear custom until he get a doctor's certification. ooh well.... tis is china after SARS....

    i can't help but to wonder, why?? delays upon delays... is God trying to say something??!! if so, i need an explaination of the parable.... -_-"

    Tuesday, May 03, 2005

    do i miss him or do i miss him being ard?

    the past long wkend has been a trip to depression valley for me.... i was so depressed tat i shut myself up at home for the past 3 days, not willing to see anyone.... hubby is still not back, wat was supposed to be a less than 2 wks biz trip has been delayed to 1 mth... for over 2wks i heard all sort of reasons, all valid no doubt. Still it doesn't mean i won't get upset.... hey i'm a woman, emotions triumph over logic....

    some wonder why am i so upset? it's a biz trip.... he's working his butt out for me, for us.... the delays are due to circumstances tat's not within his control.... i guess it's not the fact he's away... i do enjoy the occasional 1-2 wk of freedom.... but it's the fact he's away for so long... his promises of return tat never comes to pass.... the fact tat no one drive me to work (except for cab drivers).... the fact tat no one is around for me....

    so do i miss him or do i miss him being ard? perhaps both....

    p.s.: he said he got the ticket, just have to confirm flight.... and wat can i say?? he got a open ticket valid for 3mths.... -_-"

    Saturday, April 30, 2005

    flagging for cab....

    last nite saw tis while i waiting at the "unofficial" cab stand at bedok mrt....

    there were at least 4 ppl in frnt of me.... and for some unknown reason, there's hardly any available cabs at all! ppl getting impatient and they did the most illogical thing.... they started to fanatically flag for any cab coming their way.... i was sooooo tempted to tell them, no matter how hard they flag, the cabs won't stop.... cos it's HIRED!!!!!!! *roll eyes*

    Wednesday, April 27, 2005

    worrying over nothing?!

    wonder why some ppl just seems to love to worry.... even when their useless, uncalled-for worrying cause them physical headaches.... nothing else goes thru their brain? *roll eyes*

    story is this, my hubby is "supposed" to be back frm his month-long biz trip tis sat. my inlaws to fly off tis fri... somehow they die die must go b4 the golden week in china, her relatives are there and she goes back twice a yr... sounds okie? apparently not so for my mil... she worry when he'll come back, he can be back on sat meh? she think think think and concluded tat it's not possible.... tis is despite me telling her umteen times tat he said he is cutting short his stay in brazil and will try to rush back...

    she worry he overseas having no good food (harlo, he was served lobster sashimi there), no good sleep (in a 5-star biz hotel??!!)... show me where all the ingredients for herbal tea is so i can make some for him upon his return.... *ahem* i was the one who introduce tat herbal tea into the house okie!!! she worry he come back only after they left, how?? but they already decided they MUST leave on fri.... plus it's not like he's a kid... he's a 35yr old married man!!

    story ended with me leaving for work, and she sitting on the sofa massaging her forehead cos of headache...... *sign*