Thursday, May 25, 2006

leaving the operation theatre, luffing.....

yes you read the title correct.... tis actually happened to me! nope i din derived extreme joy from being cut on my butt, but something else did...

i was awakened frm the anesthesia or was it cos of the voice of the uncle next to me, i'm not too sure... we were being "rested" in a temp ward in the ops room. he actually pull out the strap to measure our blood pressure and the clip tat measure our heart beat cos it was too "tight"... he keep complaining and giving the nurses a tough time. the male nurse told him, he can't released him back to the ward if he doesn't co-operate....

"I dun care! i wanna go back NOW! i know how to go back..."
"give me back my hp!"
"your colleague took my hp and i want it back now!" [valuables are kept with the staff while we go for op]
"you all stole my hp, i wanna make a police report!"
"I wanna call the police and catch all of you!"

when one is sick, he either become very grouchy or in this case a big baby... it was getting hilarious....

nurse: "okie, let me take ur 'thumb print'. later the police will come and catch YOU..." [clip on his finger to check heart beat]
"yes the police is coming, i called them already."
"this is your 'watch' [id tag], have to wear"
"i check your ear okie? so later police ask u qns, you can hear..." [temperature taken via the ear]
"the other ear no need to check, one ear can hear can liao..."

the coaxing was hilarious!!! too bad i was taken back to the ward b4 he was done.... yes my nurse said, i'm the 1st patient she see leaving the operation theatre laughing.... waahahhahaaaa.....

sidenote: i was given a jab of morphine cos of the pain... and my body reacted!!! itchy all over and some little rashes appear..... okie i can nvr be a drug addict :P

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Pain in the ass .... AGAIN!

i can't believe it... i just got "discharged" officially by SGH on 4th may... and now it recurred! stupid "pimple"!!! doc did said it may recurred but nvr have i thot it would be so soon.... tis time i getting admitted b4 it grew to 6x10"!! hopefully it will heal faster.... the bad part of it [beside the obvious] is tat i may lose my secretary job.... called back to talk to my big boss and she went, "it would be difficult".... damn!!!

it is supposedly not to be uncommon with women of more "mature" age.... yes i'm getting OLD!!!

read abt abscess here...

till then... i'll be out of action for a while.... :(

Saturday, May 13, 2006

incredible conversation....

A says:
u live alone now?
tare says:
with a housemate
A says:
i see
A says:
u live how many room??
tare says:
executive
A says:
how many ppl living with u??
tare says:
1 lor
tare says:
told u housemate liao.. it's singular wat
A says:
total how many ppl living there?
tare says:
is thr something wrong with ur maths or english?
tare says:
i live with my housemate.... 1+1 = ??
A says:
2

it's a incredibly stoopid conversation....

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Accident-prone weekend...

accident 01- friday nite
was at the pub... some customers were fooling around and knock over couple pitchers of mixer.... the floor was then mopped... but being on tile, the floor was still slippery and wet.... i walked pass it and *bang* i was on the floor! landed on my right knee and i couldn't get up... tat very instance, i can feel bruise gonna appear... and sure enuff, next morn i saw a HUGE red bruise [2x3 inches] on my knee... and tat is not including the two smaller ones next to it which i din rub on... cos it was oledi too painful... i rather take the pain by instalments.... -_-"

accident 02 - saturday nite
still at the same pub... i was clearing the ashtrays during closing... holding a stack of it, i turn ard and trip over the sofa stool.... *piang* and i broke half the stack!!! i got up and wanted to clear the mess when my colleagues and a customer stopped me... they said i'm bleeding! i look at my hands... shit,i am!!! 3 fingers got cut and i was forced to bury my hands in a bucket of ice... which make them all numb and the whole bucket red -_-" losing tat much of blood makes me giddy and faint.... shit!!!

Thursday, May 04, 2006

I've got FRINGE!!!

after many years of being "fringe-less", i finally have one! hehehe.....

no choice lah.. my hair very stubborn... when i was schooling, my friend complain she must gel her fringe to make it stand... i told her, i have to gel it to make it come down! -_-"

with not-so-new technology [aka rebonding], i finally can have fringe... and of cos this is all thanks to govt for sponsoring me! hehehee.... now i'm officially broke!!

quite a good deal tho'... $207 for rebonding including free haircut and a treatment... i'm soooooo happy! *cover mouth giggles*