Kenna "kiap"ed....

1st i kenna puncture, now i kenna "kiap"ed.... sun woke up with a major stiff neck... must have slipped off my pillow and slept with my head at 90º to shoulder.... again! usually hubby will adjust my head for me... but he ain't ard tis time!! :(

can't move my head, left right up or down! to shift, i must hold my neck, apply pressure on it and slowly move my head.... even laying down hurts! if i shift position or get up, it hurts like #$@%... last nite wake up a few times from the pain, cos i shifted my head while i was asleep.... finally the morn came, i went to see the chinese sinseh.... she did acupuncture on my hand (which somehow is to link with my neck)... din work much.... so she "kiap" me.... the thing like cloth peg just tat it's bigger...

after 20mins of "kiap-therapy", it did felt better.. at least i can move my head a little.... but it still hurts.... *sob sob* someone pls kiap me!!!!

Digging a hole....

embarassing moment:---

was on msn and saw hubby online....
send him a message: "xxxx xxxx (aka phrase of endearment)!!!"
moments later a reply: "He is busy with some clients at the moment. He will get back to you shortly. xxxxxx xxxx (name of his HK partner)"

gosh!!! i'm soooooo embarassed!!! *cont'd to dig a deeper hole*

The Maid....

Got tis frm my email....

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The Maid scares toilet goers
It is now August, the time of the seventh month, which in Chinese mythology means that the gates of hell are open and evil spirits and hungry ghosts can walk freely on earth and make you very unhappy if you don't feed them. Some women carry Zhong Kui statues in addition to sanitary pads in their handbags, just for peace of mind from scary things.

Raintree Productions, a local media company, has daringly chosen this time to launch their new movie, "The Maid". When I walked into a cinema toilet today, I turned a corner and almost pee-ed on the spot because of what greeted me. It was the life-sized figure from the poster of The Maid. Unfortunately, I had no camera at that time.

But today, I decided to go back to the toilet in Plaza Singapura to confront my fear. With a camera.

I stepped into the toilet and turned the corner, and saw... this poster, instead of the life-sized figure. Where did the figure go, I wondered. Did it get removed after someone really died on the spot after seeing it? I went outside to look around, and discovered that it was still there, in the open this time.

Stupid advertisers never imagined a scenario where toilet users could be using pacemakers or dying of old age already. I'm sure at least one person's heart gave up on the spot after seeing this in the toilet.
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What's wrong with these advertisers??!!! have they no brain or no conscious to actually think for those who have a weak heart? Does it make a pt, a lasting impression... sure it does. BUT issit necessary?? wat if someone REALLY died of heart attack frm it (aka me)?

Poetry Exercise: Metaphors

Poetry Exercise from DPS

My feeble attempt....

It can't be switch on like a tv box,
Tho' it gets hot like a frying wok,
Two can't fit onto a single bed,
It is fragile like a mirror frame.

Connect like a phone call regardless of zone,
But your razor sharp words cut me to my bone,
Like a cup of coffee spilled over the table,
This love is dumped like a panty made of paper.

Poetry Workshop...

went for the Poetry Workshop organised by DPS on sat. i must say it was very interesting.... i wasn't really a poet (except by accident) and did not learn poetry in school... it's good to know what i've been missing....

of cos it's just scratching on the surface... how to cover everything in just 4 hours?! but it's a good start.... and i must say i had fun "chopping" up poems... hehehehe.... it's an exercise about line breaks lah... :P

the last exercise i got stuck tho... heng no need to "present" it.... it's to write a nursery rhyme about ourselves without "I".... ii got stuck with the nursery rhyme part!!!! it's been decades, how to remember??!! -_-"

Kenna punctured.....

it sounds strange but it's better than saying i kenna poked...

been having giddy spells for far too long.... finally went to see a chinese sinseh today.... complained of backache which felt like menses cramp but not.... she asked if i'm afraid of acupuncture. i ans with a qns, "issit painful?" and like all doctors she said just a little..... read duckie said she went for it and it wasn't painful... so decided to give it a shot...

i lay on my side cos i was giddy.... she insert a few on my lower back and ON my head!!!! -_-" then i felt a heat on my back.... if curiousity kills the cat, well curiousity hurts the panda..... ALOT!!! i was curious wat's the heat frm and turn ard to take a peep.... MISTAKE!! i didn't know tat we are NOT supposed to move when the needle is in us..... gosh! PAIN!!!!!

and for some strange reason the one on my head doesn't hurt at all..... thick skulled??!! 8O

How Public is Public Transport?

Is public transport truly public?

I just had one of the worse cab ride of my life.... nope the driver ain't F1 contestant.... just tat he was playing a Buddhist chanting cd!! no offence to buddhists. but i ain't frm tat religion.... and can u imagine a 20mins of chanting the same phrase in the tone and beat??!! -_-" it simply gets into my nerves and not to mention into my head....

taxi is part of the public transport rite? but do the public have any right while in it? can we request the kinda music we wanna hear [or NOT hear]? how about the kinda air freshener? the speed to go? or issit we pay for the entire ride and we still have no say??!! no wonder so many ppl prefer to drive their own car......

Eat, Shoots and Leaves.....

yes yes yes ... i know tat's a super lame joke about pandas.... but yesterday, me and piggy almost did tat!!! 8O

met up in town, walked from heeren to wisma to taka to paragon back to heeren before we both nua at coffee club.... sipping ice smoothies and biatching..... happily stood up and almost walk out!! until piggy suddenly exclaimed, "wait we haven't pay!!!" gosh.... it would be sooo embarassing if ppl think we trying to have "free drinks"....

i blame it on coffee club express/starbucks/coffee bean etc etc.... make me too used to paying when ordering.... and of cos i can also blame it on my panda nature --- eat, shoots and leaves!! hahhaahaaa... okie okie i know it's lame :P

i feel the earth move under my feet....

nope it's not another earthquake... just tat yest was too sick to go work. i can literally feel my head spinning while i'm still laying on the bed! -_-" a trip to the doc and he told me wat i knew.... yes i'm anemic.... :( now on a 10day course of iron pills... doc said my blood pressure is really low....

what i can't understand is... i've been eating and looking like a pig [piggy no offense ya? :P], yet i'm still anemic and suffers from gastric pains??!! tis is totally illogical....

i hate... HATE taking medicine... -_-"